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Old 04-02-2003, 04:43 AM   #121
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Homer: GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME???
Marge: Homer, that's not God - that's just a waffle Bart threw up there.
Homer: I know I should not eat thee Lord. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sacrilicious....
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saddam hussein? how bout so damn INsane??

hey! you're just fanning the flames of hatred!

oooookkkkkk...well, then i bring you the dallas cowboy cheerleaders!

i can't watch this! i have a girlfriend back home!
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ya see... the kids they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage... with their hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'. so they don't know what the jazz... is all about. ya see... jazz is like a jello puddin' pop... no, jazz is like the kodak film... no. jazz is like the new coke, it'll be around forever heh heh heh.
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Old 04-02-2003, 10:54 PM   #124
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My favorite line ever....
Mr Burns: Ketchup--Catsup

"Some folks'll never eat a skunk,
and then again some folk'll,
Like Cletus the slack jawed yokal."
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brandine...quit flappin' yer gums and get back to birthin' that there baby

ahoy hoy

i punched mr. burns in his 104 year old face!
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Homer:
SO I said to him - you want the money? Come find it - cuz I don't know where it is. Ya big bologna. You make me wanna WRETCH.

(best drunken line ever...)
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Must kill Moe-- WEEEEE-- Must kill Moe-- WEEEEE-- Must kill Moe
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Old 04-03-2003, 04:45 AM   #128
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*Ozzie Smith falls in the Mystery Spot*

Darryl... Darryl... Darryl- Bart and Lisa
Stop that you two- Marge
He's a professional mom, he can take it- Lisa
Darryl... Darryl... Darryl- Bart and Lisa
*Darryl Strawberry cries*

Tell me when your father stops scratching himself- Marge
ok- Bart
Bart!- Marge
Still waiting- Bart
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so i says...red m&m...blue m&m...they all end up the same color in the end...
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What's the difference between Pakistan and an pancake? I don't know any pancakes that were nuked by India! HAA... haa... ohh... what, too soon?
-Future Krusty in the lisa becomes president episode
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-Hey look, it's ZZ Top... You guys rock!
-Ech... just a little.


Hey you! Turn around country's full!

-Ohhhh...
-You heard the lady, back into the hold, we'll try Canada.


Khlad kalash... no steeeck steeeck


Ohh... why did I drink all that crab juice?


Sorry about that guy... they stick all the jerks in Tower 1...


never forget... rip
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These are my favorite lines from a Halloween episode: :laughs:

"We are dealing with nocturnal creature, most likely a mummy. I have ordered the entire Egyptian exhibit at the museum to be destroyed." - Chief Wiggum
"No, no! They got the wrong guy! They're dealing with the undead!" - Lisa silence "A vampire!"
"Hee-hee. Lisa, vampires are make believe people. Just like ghosts, goblins and eskimos." - Homer
At Burns' mansion in Pennsylvania
"Sir, your finger's still on the button." - Smithers
"Well, son of bi-" Burns
Later
"Quick! We've got to kill the boy!" - Grandpa
"How did you know he's a vampire?" - Marge
"He's a vampire? Ahhh!" - Grandpa
Bart turns into a bat, and flies away, laughing
"Homer, we've gotta do something!" - Marge "Today he's a vampire, tomorrow he could be smoking!"
"The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire, Mr. Burns!" - Lisa
"Kill my boss? Do I dare to live the American Dream?" - Homer

I might as well quote the whole story!
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they've got chairs with wheels? and here i've been using my legs like a sucker

-what's lucky hooked up on?
-that's a respirator. it breaths for him.
-it breaths for him?! and here i've been using my lungs like a sucker

Ahhh... don't attack Ganesh!
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"I know you skipped school, Bart. And when you confess, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say." - Principal Skinner
"I know you could read my thoughts, boy. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow..." - Homer

"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts." Homer & Mindy

"I'm feeling kind of funny. *gasps* I'm in love! No, wait, it's a stroke." - Grandpa - "No it is love! I'm in love!"

"Oh Monty, you're the devil himself." - Marge's mom
*gasp* "Who told you- Oh yes, I can be." Mr. Burns

"I'll be your lawyer, manager, and drug dealer...er, keeper-awayer." Mr. Hutz

"Take him away boys!" - Bart
"Hey, that's my job. Take him away toys!" - Chief Wiggum
"What did you say, Chief?"
"Do as the boy tells you."

"Don't touch my stuff! Hey, this isn't the YMCA." - Mr. Hutz
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ahhh!!! ahhh!!! cobras!!! cobras!!!
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