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Old 03-26-2003, 09:17 PM   #106
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wahoo... this is much more fun with two people- Homer
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join us, homer...iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit'ss bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss...

this place really is quite nice, once you get used to the gassings...

hey dad, it says non toxic................

springfield springfield, it's a hell of a town...the schoolyard's up and the kwik-e-mart's down...the stray dogs go to the animal pound...springfield springfield, springfield springfield, new york new york!
hey man, new york's that a way!
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Old 03-26-2003, 10:56 PM   #110
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(i'm sorry, but i have to restate this so it's right...it was bugging me...)
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i have...mountain dew or crab juice
uuuuuuugh..ewww! yuck...oohhhh...ewww...i'll have a crab juice!
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dunno if any of these have already been said, i only read 1st 2 pages...but here goes

miss hoover "now eveybody take out your red craons"
Ralf "ahh miss hoover..i dont have any red crayon, i ate it"

ralph : "my cats name is mittens"

Princpal Skinner "chew through my ball sack"

homer : doh! (hits deer)
marge : a deer!
lisa : a female deer!

homer : lisa, you dont quit your job because you dont like it, you just go in everyday and do a half assed job
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and then i have a guest lecture at villanova... or was it a street corner?

sorry homer... i'm a coward like all recovering alcoholics
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Old 03-27-2003, 03:38 PM   #116
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duffman can't breathe...oohhhhhh noooooooo

well, you know some times i'll be quirky....wait! i'll be quirky?? ALBUQUERQUE!

you know, it's such a beautiful day, i don't know why we don't do surgery outside more often...........*beeeeeep*............time of death, 1:42pm...
(ok, so i didn't remember the actual time of death...shoot me)
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Homer singing his version of Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping":

"I drink a whiskey drink
I drink a chocolate drink,
And if I have to pee
I use the kitchen sink!"
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Smell you later Bart
Smell you later forever- Ralph in the future
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Heres one of my absolute favorites:
Krusty to his daughter: "Im not the kind of dad who sais things or does stuff or looks at ya, but the love is there"

Someone to Homer: "Homer, youre the worst employee here! Youre always late, you've caused 17 meltdowns, and worst of all, you took the Hamburglers' birthday off twice last week!"


I cant remember any more, I know Ill remember some great one liner of Homers when I go to bed though
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