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Old 03-14-2003, 11:10 PM   #91
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from the Sherry Bobbins episode...

*singing*
If there's a task that must be done
Don't turn your head and run
Don't pout! Don't sob!
Just do a half-assed jobbbbbbb!
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Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not 'till you're fifteeeeeeeeen....
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Old 03-15-2003, 11:06 AM   #92
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moe: the next place that guy robs better have a ramp.
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*homer floods the town as part of an art project
*burn victim care building: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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"Man, talk about false advertising!"
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Kids: "Woaaaah! Oh my God!!!"
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Lisa: I didn't know Xena could fly...
Xena: I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless...
Lisa and Bart: oh.
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Homer: That's it. You people been in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college.
Bart: I don't think anybody expected him to say that.

Homer: Jump Free Willy! Jump Free Willy! Jump with all your might!
Characters: Oh no! Willy didn't make it...and he's crushed our boy!
Homer: Ahh, I don't like this new director's cut.

Homer: Lisa could you please pass me the syrup.
Lisa: Bart, tell dad I will only pass it to him if he isn't going to use it on any meat products.
Bart: You gonna dunk that sausage in the sauce, homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart that I just want to drink a glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Homer, you can tell him yourself, it's Lisa you're not talking to, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out to me.

Homer: You don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there putting his ass on the line, and I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. Cause when you reach over and stick a hand in a pile of goo that was your friends face, you'll know what to do. Forget it Marge, it's China town!

Homer's brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!


Dr. Nick Riveria: Hi everybody
Burns: Ho...merSimp...son
Nick: Okay...that was a little strange. When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain being damaged?

Maude Flanders: Edna, I really don't think we're talking about love. We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.
Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down!

Officer: There's a couple of guys fighting at the aquarium, Chief.
Wiggum: They still sell those frozen bananas?
Officer: I think so.
Chief: Let's roll.
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Milhouse: Um... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... OKAY!!!
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bart: um..don't you mean my shining?
willy: do you want to get me sued, boy?
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"Aw, finally. Gil's moving up to the big leagues, boy! Ow! My back!" - Gil

"Oh no! Not today, not to Gil! I could feel that sale. I was in the zone!" - Gil

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Thank you come again- Apu

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That's not America... that's not even Mexico- Homer
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