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Old 03-12-2003, 02:40 PM   #76
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"Worst episode ever" - Comic Book Guy

"Don't you hate pants?!?" - Homer to Krusty

"I'm Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band...I hope you will enjoy my show" - Apu

"Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?" Homer

"Australia, America, Australia, America..."
(US guard punches Homer)
"Here in America we don't that kinda crap sir!"

"Yoink!" - Various

"Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection" -

"There's my milk money....and there's my milk." Ralph after Bart "healed" him.

"I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-b, but they'll never make a monkey out of meeeee." Troy McClure

(Homer eating peanuts, one drops under the sofa. Homer tries to find it)
"Eeewww, slimy....owww, pointy....AHHHH!!!, moving!! Awww, twenty dollars."
Homer's brain - "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts"
"Explain how!"
"Money can be exchanged for goods and sevices" - Homer's brain

"Oh no, here we go" -

"Quiet you!" - Homer to

"Wow, look at him go. You're the real Lord of the Dance, Homer" -

"But we had a handshake agreement with the concert promoter...and that's a sacred bond" - Roger Daltrey
"Sacred Bond" - The Who

"It's been done" - George Harrison


As soon as I remember more, I'll be sure to post them.

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Old 03-12-2003, 02:42 PM   #77
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Old 03-12-2003, 03:01 PM   #78
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"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
"Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely"

oh the classicness of it all!!

great thread btw!
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Old 03-13-2003, 02:35 AM   #79
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Homer: Oh my God that man is my exact double! OH MY GOD - THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!!! Here puff!!

Disco Stu: Disco Stu has ouzo for Twozo

Disco Stu: Disco Stu doesn't advertise.

Duff Man: Duff Man Can't Breath! OH NO!

Sonic Youth:"Hullabaluza isn't about freaks. It's about music, and advertising, and youth oriented product placement."
Cypriss Hill: "That and getting toasted - nicely toasted."

Cousin Merle:Geetch has gone to heaven Mr. Ter-wiliger.

Cletus:"Hey Brandine I found this shirt what you could wear to work." Holds up shirt with tassles that says "Classy Lassy."
Brandine:"Awwww Cletus - you know I gotta wear the shirt what Dairy Queen give me."

Cletus:Hey I could call My Ma from up here. HEY MA - GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!!!

Marge:Homer you can't keep hanging out with these Globus monkeys - somebody is going to get parasites.

Lisa:"At this rate I probably wont even get into Vasser."
Homer"I've had just about enough of your Vasser bashing young lady!!!"

Homer:"Lisa! In the house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!"

Principle Skinner:Great job Nibbles - now chew through my ball sack.

Homer:That's Lenny?? Awwww I wanted the black one!!

Marge:Grandpa I hate to tell you this but she's a stone cold hootchie.

Reverend Lovejoy:Everyone is saying "Gabbo this and Gabbo that." But no one is saying "Worship this, and Jericho that."

That should do for now....
Nice thread.
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Old 03-13-2003, 02:39 AM   #80
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He's so small but he tries so big -Homer (after seeing Rudy)
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Old 03-13-2003, 08:27 AM   #81
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Flanders: "Apparently heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State."

Duff Man: "Duff Man is thrusting in the direction of the problem!"

"You must be at least this swarthy to enter." --sign outside a dance club

Schoolmaster, slapping at Homer: "Monkeys point."
Homer: "Monkeys cry."
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Old 03-13-2003, 10:50 PM   #82
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who is it?
potato man
where the hell 'ave you been?
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Old 03-14-2003, 05:16 AM   #83
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Originally posted by Basstrap
Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
This gets my vote for best quote.
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"No TV, no beer makes Homer go something, something" - Homer
"Go Crazy?" - Marge
"Don't mind if I do!" - Homer

"Leave my wife and kids! Take me!" - Homer
Zombies tap on his head, and leave: "Brains, brains, brains..."

"Smithers, I invited a new plane. I call it the Spruce-Moose! It can make a trans-atlantic flight in 17 seconds!" - Burns
"That's an interesting model, sir."

"It would be a nice departure from the Do As We Say Festival, started by German settlers in 1946" - Kent Brockman

"Leave him alone, he's just a kid"
"I'll show them who's just a kid!" - Bart
"Bart! Time for bed! I laid out your jammy-jams!" - Marge

"Is there anyone in this room who does not wish to kill this woman?" - lawyer
All hands go up, including one of Marge's sisters (I forget which)
"Oh, she's always leaving the toilet seat up!"

"Uh-oh! My heart just stoppped!" - Barney - "Ah, there it goes!"

"Oh, hi I'm Troy McClure! You may remember from some self-help videos such as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confidence, Stupid!"

"If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room" - Lisa
"What kind of a catch phrase is that?" - Homer
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"Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!" - Bart

"Lis, today I am a god" - Bart
"Is that why you are sitting on an ice-cream sandwich?" - Lisa

"Dad, how would you feel if no one allowed you to watch the moon landing?" - Lisa
"Yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy..." - Homer

"Mom, what was my first word?" - Bart
"Aye carumba!" - Baby Bart
"Oh gee Bart, I don't know" - Marge

"Oh cry for me, I'm already dead." - Barney in film
"Wow, I'll never have another beer" - Homer
"Beer here!"
"I'll take ten"

"This is not a library!"

"Thank you, and come again!"

cool thread
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Comic book guy.

"Ohh how I have wasted my Life" Comic book guy.

"It taste Like burning" Ralph

"Son, here in America we dont quit when things dont go our way. We just do a real Half Assed job." Homer
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Old 03-14-2003, 02:40 PM   #87
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"worst thread ever"
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Old 03-14-2003, 02:41 PM   #88
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Old 03-14-2003, 02:44 PM   #89
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I think you meant to reply to the simpson thread
"....But all I ever hear from you is "
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"The South will come again!" Apu, dressed up for the Civil War reenactment

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