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Old 03-10-2003, 10:43 PM   #61
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Can't sleep, clown will eat me, can't sleep, clown will eat me- Bart about that creepy clown bed homer made


Bart: Hello. Is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual

Moe: Wait one second, let me check.(to the bar)
Homer Sexual.Ah, Come on, come on, One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual

Moe: Oh no, you rotten little punk! If I ever get ahold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
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Old 03-10-2003, 11:07 PM   #62
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*episode where Marge and Homer start to spice up their love life by having sex in public places...*

*M & H crawl into windmill at the mini-golf course*

Marge: Oh, our old love nest!
Homer: Yeah...this brings me right back to that magical evening when I knocked you up.
Marge: Heehee, oh we drank so much that night!
Homer: hehehehe, yeah, I thought Bart would be born an idiot! Hahaha...
Marge: Heh heh heh...he.....heh.....hmm.

*Toronto, Curling for Loonies*

Commentator #1: Oooooh, and it looks like two young yankeee dooodles are causin' one dandy of stirrr!

#2: Both of our viewers will be so pleased!
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Old 03-10-2003, 11:35 PM   #63
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"Knife goes in - guts come out, Knife goes in - guts come out, Knife goes in - guts come out." the squid in the factory when the simpsons are in japan working in the fish factory

"arrrrrhhh mate" sea captian guy

"what the.... bloody hell" bono
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Old 03-11-2003, 12:31 AM   #64
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no no no! it says "the bart, the"...it's german!
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Old 03-11-2003, 01:41 AM   #65
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Computer Welcome: Hello Smithers, You're quite good at turning me on

Smithers: Uhh, you probably should ignore that
worst rip-off since the plow king... I already went through the whole Smithers- Burns thing...

but it was good enough to be mentioned twice.
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Smithers in a confessional, "I'm not actually catholic, but I did march in a St. Patrick's Day parade in Boston once."

Homer referring to the possums living in the monorail emergency brake compartment, "I call the big one bitey."

Donuts...is there anything they can't do?

Homer on payphone: "Hello, Dean, you are a stupid head"...Dean looks out window, sees Homer on payphone, "Homer is that you?"...Homer hangs up phone and runs, "AAAHHH!"
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"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins." "Homer Simpson, smiling politely".

That's the only one I can remember at the mo.
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Old 03-11-2003, 11:31 AM   #68
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i bought that at pink floyd's garage sale!

no, your mom's cool....if we were at my place my mom would all be bustin' in with rice krispie squares and tang...

quoth the raven: "eat my shorts"

tiny tim and fleetwood mac
coming out of my eight track
micheal jackson still was black
those were the daaaaaaaaaaaaays

bart was feeling mighty blue
it's a shame what school can do
for no reason here's apu
those were the daaaaaaaaaaaaays
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it's just a little dirty, it's still good! it's still good!
it's just a little wet, it's still good! it's still good!
it's just a little airborn, it's still good! it's still good!
dad, it's gone...

i think i'll write a check to that orphanage...WHEN PIGS FLY! *laughter*
um, sir...will you be writing that check now?
i'd still prefer not to...
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yeah..i like homer..i think he's a nice guy..but i'm definately gonna make orphans of his children

um, they do have a mother

yeah, but i assume she'll die of grief...
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"Ah, precious memories!" --Homer, watching the video of himself and Flanders getting married in Vegas

"You are what we like to call in Latin a dorkus malorkus."
"That's not Latin!" --Bart and Lisa

"He's the love-matic grampa!" --theme song

"Hitler is a jerk...Mussolini..." --Homer singing in his car outside an Isotopes game
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I bent my wookie!
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Save me Jebus!!!!!
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