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Old 03-10-2003, 01:33 PM   #46
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Dr Nick: "If you want to gain weight, be creative. Instead of making a sandwich with bread, use Pop-Tarts, instead of chewing celery sticks, chew bacon.

Bart: "Hey, you could start brushing your teeth with milk-shakes!"

Dr. Nick: "Did you attend Upstairs, Hollywood Medical School too?"
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Nerd: "Mr Simpson your final exam is in three days! Have you even started to studying?"

Homer: "Well, actually I have a plan. I'll hide under some coats and hope that everything works out!"

Nerd: "No your not, because with our help you're going to cram like your never CRAMMED before!"

Homer: "Whatever....either way will work."
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical: "Dr. Zaus, Dr. Zaus (to the tune of "Rock Me Amadeus")...."Stop! The human is about to escape"...."Get your paws off me you di-r--ty ape!"....."He can talk.....He can talk? He can talk!"....."I can SIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!"
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Old 03-10-2003, 01:47 PM   #47
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Homer: Ahh, not a bear in sight. The bear patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning dad.
Homer: Thank you honey.
Lisa: By you're logic, i can claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Hmm..how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh huh.
Lisa: Its just a stupid rock!
Homer: Uh huh.
Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around here, do you?
Homer: (looks around, thinks) Lisa, I wanna buy your rock.

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Bart: Cool! Personalized plates! Barcley, Barry, Barry, Bert, Bort...come on...Bort?
Kid: Mommy mommy! Buy me a license plate!
Mom: No! Come along Bort!
Guy: Are you talking to me?
Mom: No, my son's name is also Bort
...later...
Control Guy: We need more Bort liscence plates in the gift shop! I repeat, we are sold out of Bort liscence plates!

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Old 03-10-2003, 07:00 PM   #48
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i am the lindberg baby! gaa gaa goo goo. i miss my fly fly da da

HEY! LOVE DAY WAS YESTERDAY, JERK!

are you crazy? or just senile?
a little from column a, a little from column b...

um, dad....towel bar...
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-What's your name?
-Uhhh...Shiney...McShine..."
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Ooh! A stickey spot!

Mr. Simspon, you're licking blood and VapoRub!

Something in me knew that...
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I'm dancin away my hunger pangs
I'm movin my feet so my stomach won't hurt
I'm kinda like Jesus but not in a sacreligious way


Lenny: something i can't remember...props to whoever can...
Carl: Yeah, but his weary shuffling makes my heart smile.
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Old 03-10-2003, 08:02 PM   #52
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"Get out of the trash and into my car"- Homer

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"Hello my name is Mr. Burns"- Homer

"Ok Mr. Burns what's your first name"- Bank teller

"I don't know..."- Homer *walks away*
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*Gasp* " Furious George, what have they done to you?" -Mr. Burns

... that's my all time favorite
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"There there Homer. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents, but you've always bounced back"-Marge


Homer: Doc, this is all too much. I mean, my son, a genius?"
Dr.Pryer:Well, genius-level intelligence is usually the result of heredity and enviroment...
(Pryor sees Homer staring blankly)
Dr.Pryor: Uh...Although in some cases it's a total mystery

Bart: Is Jacques there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Jacques, Last name Strap
Moe: Hold on (calling out) Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm lookin for a Jacques Strap!
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F**K YOU MELON!!!!

you took my rock quote!!!
NOOOO!!!!
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My quote is simple, its constant, unwavering, and memorible...it will be.....
"EX-CELL-ENT" - Mr. Burns
"SMITHERS, TAKE OFF MY BELT! with pleasure sir!" -Mr. Burns and Smithers
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
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Computer Welcome: Hello Smithers, You're quite good at turning me on

Smithers: Uhh, you probably should ignore that
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Computer Welcome: Hello Smithers, You're quite good at turning me on

Smithers: Uhh, you probably should ignore that
hahaha good one
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"-Bah pish-poash, everybody knows our mutants have 3 flippers! Oh whoops perhaps I've said too much. Smithers use the Amnesia ray.
-You mean the revolver sir
-Precisely " - Mr. Burns and Smithers
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