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Old 03-10-2003, 02:04 AM   #31
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glove slap baby glove slap...glove slap, don't take no crap...the glove slap is a little thing that gets you satisfaction....

sp? the scarlett pimpernell???

i'm sorry, what did you say? i was lost in your eyes...........

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! purple drapes! i've always wanted purple drapes! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!

you're right! this does taste like grandma!
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Old 03-10-2003, 02:35 AM   #32
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Old 03-10-2003, 03:07 AM   #33
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"awwwww... The Denver Broncos"

"What... what's wrong with the Denver Broncos?"

"You just don't understand football Marge"

"Quick everyone... to the Lemon Tree"

"Sounds like Springfield has a discipline problem... maybe that's why we beat them in Football nearly half the time"
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Simpson, Homer Simpson. I'm the smartest man in history.
From the town of Springfield, I'm about to hit a chestnut tree!

(I have no idea if this one has been done before, I really dont want to read the whole thing. I just couldnt be let out of something like this)
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Old 03-10-2003, 03:14 AM   #35
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D'oh... its already been said.
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Quote:
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D'oh... its already been said.
I'll try another...


Look at him, standing on his hind legs like that. He looks just like.... Smithers, who is that who's always stading on his hind legs and walking?

Rory Calhoon?

Yes! That's it. He looks just like Rory Calhoon.
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Old 03-10-2003, 03:22 AM   #37
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Mr. Plow that's my name...
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You rascal - Mr. Burns
You rapscalian - Mr. Burns
You scalliwag - Mr. Burns


I'm quite enjoying this so called "iced cream" - Mr. Burns

I just treated this like the one liners thread - u2popmofo
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Old 03-10-2003, 03:25 AM   #39
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Hey mom our crapshack is going down the toilet
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Let's visit some homoerotic fantasies from Mr. Smithers:

"you know that dream where they fly in through your window" -Burns

"Oh yes sir" Smithers


"Hello Smithers... you really turn me on"-Burns computer animation

"Just ignore that"- Smithers

"Happy Birthday Mr. Smithers"

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"Whip it ... licorice whip... whip it... licorice whip... I said whip it... licorice whip" - Smithers
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Lisa: Grandpa, that flag only has 49 stars!
Grampa: I'll be dead in my grave before I recognize Missour-a!

Neddy: Hehe, knock that off, you two! It's time for church!
Rod and Todd: We're not going to church today.
Ned: Whhhhaaaaaaat? You give me one good reason!
Rod and Todd: Hahaha, it's Saturday!!!
Ned: Ohhh hehehe okely dokely doo!

*Bart offers Rod and Todd pixie stix*
Todd: Ohhhh thank you, but we're not allowed...
Bart: There's no sugar in pixie stix!

*family goes school shopping, sign says "CATCH BACK TO SCHOOLIOSIS*

Lisa: Collllllllllege ruuuulllllled....
Marge: Bart, why are you buying only paper clips and rubber bands? Don't you need a notebook or something?
Bart: Eh, we do everything on computers.

*EXTRA EXTRA TODD SMELLS*
Todd smells? Aw, I already knew that.
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