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Old 03-09-2003, 11:08 PM   #16
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"I see you've played knifey-spoony before" - some Australian guy

"oh what the heck... white wine spritzer...spritzer...spritzer"- Flanders

"awww, hot fudge... and I just got all the gum out of my armpits" -Moe

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Old 03-09-2003, 11:15 PM   #17
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hi. i'm troy mcclure. you may remember me from such medical films as "alice doesn't live anymore" and "mommy, what's wrong with that man's face?"

ha ha...hey, that hurts. no wonder nobody came to my birthday party.

now this is real acid, so i want to see goggles, people...goggles!
ahh..the goggles, they do nothing..it buuuuuuuuuurns!

milhouse, we've got to do the jimminy jillikers sceen again
but we already did it. it took 10 hours, but we did it.
but we've got to do it from different angles, again and again...and again and again and again!
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Old 03-09-2003, 11:32 PM   #18
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No sir they're saying... boo-urns... - Smithers

Are you all saying boo-urns?- Mr. Burns

No!!!- Audience

I was saying Boo-urns...- Hans Moleman
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"Everybody's hugging!"

"Maya Angelou is black???"

"My cat's breath smells like catfood."

"There is no emoticon to describe what I am feeling!"

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Old 03-10-2003, 12:59 AM   #24
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the leader is good, the leader is great. we surrender our will as of this date

who robs catfish of their sight? who rigs every oscar night? we do...we do...

buenos di-ding-diddly-dias

good day...diddly...doodley

aren't you a good little crustacean?
did you, like, learn that from a teacher?
no...no............i saw it on baywatch!
oh....baywatch...cool...heh...oh....david hasselhof...
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"Remember when you tried to tell me I never had a goldfish, so why did I have the bowl Bart, WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL!?"-Milhouse

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"Hm, floor pie"-Homer

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and i sent those monkeys flying like two hairy footballs

they say your folks can't pay the rent, so we're watching you by act of government. i don't know if those allegations are true but you've got us and baby we've got you. babe. we've got you babe...
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i'll see you at the island. yes....the island *insert freaky look here*
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"Look daddy, I'm a jealous jockey!"
"I'm a torso!"

"See you in hell, brussel sprouts!"

"Ve have Mountain Dew or crab juice."
"Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice!"

Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.
Alison's Father: Like, er...oh, I don't know, uh...Alec Guinness.
Alison: Genuine class!
Alison's Father: Very good. All right, Lisa, um...Jeremy Irons.
Lisa: Jeremy's...iron.
Alison's Father: Mm hmm, well that's...very good...for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

Bart: I'll dig an outhouse!
Lisa: I'll weed the floor!
Marge: I'll repress the rage I'm feeling!
Homer: That's my girl. Let the agriculture begin!

Marge: More tumbleweed, Lisa?
Lisa: No thankth. I'm thtill finithing my thithleth.

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