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Old 03-03-2004, 12:05 PM   #1
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The ultimate not-so-safe sex

Woman uses sex act as manslaughter defense
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:38 PM   #2
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This quote is fabulous:

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."



Don't we all pull our pants down when we aren't feeling well?
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Old 03-03-2004, 02:36 PM   #3
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This quote is fabulous:

"His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing," Platt said. "His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn't feeling well."



Ok ... if you are mooning another car or urinating out of a window while driving that could cause an accident as well.

Case dismissed.
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Don't we all pull our pants down when we aren't feeling well?
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Question for the men...would any of you actually urinate out the window of a moving car? Isn't that kind of like spitting into the wind?
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Old 03-03-2004, 04:18 PM   #7
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Not really, but God help the people in back if their window is down.

And...What a way to go....
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:39 PM   #9
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Ya know... I could just repeat what I said in the other thread... Fellatio and Driving! Together at last!


Or... I could relate manslaughter to man's laughter; and the way this is tragically amusing... I love that... you cant spell manslaughter without mans laughter... that quote cracks me up... SCTV
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:15 AM   #10
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This really should not be so funny, seeing as how a man actually died in all of this.

But I can't stop snickering

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Old 03-04-2004, 12:15 AM   #11
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Question for the men...would any of you actually urinate out the window of a moving car? Isn't that kind of like spitting into the wind?
You know those yellow stains along the driver side of the Trailblazer....uh.....











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I'm reminded of the Fly: "look I gotta go..."

Yeah, if you feel bad, pull your pants down and it will make you feel better in no time! And ewww, who'd urinate through a car window anyway?
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You know those yellow stains along the driver side of the Trailblazer....uh.....












HAHAHAHAHAH oh Mr BAW....I needed a laugh today..thank you.
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That is wacky.
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