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Old 03-01-2008, 08:38 AM   #631
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Hah, I'd love to see the creed they come up with for that one...
Here's my draft:

I believe in Bit Torrent, the downloader almighty,
seeder of heaven and earth.

and in torrent trackers, its only distributor, our Lord.

which were conceived by the power of the Internet
born of the virgin nerds.

suffered under the RIAA,
were banned, blocked, and sometimes arrested.

They descended into hell.
On the third day they rose again from being offline.

They ascended into heaven
and are seated at the left mouse button
of Bit Torrent the downloader almighty.

From thence they shall come again to distribute the music and the movies.

I believe in the torrent protocal,

the holy torrent client,
the communion of seeders,

the forgiveness of leeching,

the resurrection of the dead torrent,

and the download everlasting.
Amen.
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:39 AM   #632
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Or to put it another way are you more concerned by orthodoxy or orthopraxis?
This has got to be the most intelligent question posed in this entire 15,000+ post madness.
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:40 AM   #633
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Already done orders for the next three weeks two days ago. Shit, forgot.
Place a new order.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:40 AM   #634
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Interesting. Do you plan on teaching theology or practicing theology as a vocation?
I hope to do both. However, I think I'm far too left-wing for most Christians. I mean, I can justify my beliefs using the Bible, but hell, people could justify the Holocaust using the Bible out of context...
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Lazy.
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Here's my draft:

I believe in Bit Torrent, the downloader almighty,
seeder of heaven and earth.

and in torrent trackers, its only distributor, our Lord.

which were conceived by the power of the Internet
born of the virgin nerds.

suffered under the RIAA,
were banned, blocked, and sometimes arrested.

They descended into hell.
On the third day they rose again from being offline.

They ascended into heaven
and are seated at the left mouse button
of Bit Torrent the downloader almighty.

From thence they shall come again to distribute the music and the movies.

I believe in the torrent protocal,

the holy torrent client,
the communion of seeders,

the forgiveness of leeching,

the resurrection of the dead torrent,

and the download everlasting.
Amen.
That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in these postwhoring threads.

Ok the thread's getting too serious now, so... uh...

SPARTANS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:42 AM   #637
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Lazy.
Ian Curtis's ghost is coming to haunt you.
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True. Where is Screwtape when you need him. He makes me chuckle.
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Ian Curtis's ghost is coming to haunt you.
Again? Shit. *gets the shotgun*
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I have to meet this Screwtape person. I'd love to get into his mind.
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That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in these postwhoring threads.
I was hoping you'd appreciate it! Let's see how good you are, though: which creed is that based on?

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Ok the thread's getting too serious now, so... uh...

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With the torrent trackers before they're restored to the Internet?
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:47 AM   #642
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I have to meet this Screwtape person. I'd love to get into his mind.
I think the rest of us want him to get into a woman.

Yeah, someone had to drag this thread back to its lowbrow levels.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 03-01-2008, 08:48 AM   #643
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I was hoping you'd appreciate it! Let's see how good you are, though: which creed is that based on?

My Church History's a bit rusty, but that's based off the modified version of the Nicaean Creed, isn't it? The one that they modified after one of the councils in, I think, Trent or Constantinople (Byz to you )
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My Church History's a bit rusty, but that's based off the modified version of the Nicaean Creed, isn't it?
No, that one's a bit longer and harder, so I went for the Apostles' Creed.
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I have to meet this Screwtape person. I'd love to get into his mind.

His mind frightens me more than his libido.
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