The Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Miquelon Superthread

[Axver]

Hah, I'd love to see the creed they come up with for that one...

Here's my draft:

I believe in Bit Torrent, the downloader almighty,
seeder of heaven and earth.

and in torrent trackers, its only distributor, our Lord.

which were conceived by the power of the Internet
born of the virgin nerds.

suffered under the RIAA,
were banned, blocked, and sometimes arrested.

They descended into hell.
On the third day they rose again from being offline.

They ascended into heaven
and are seated at the left mouse button
of Bit Torrent the downloader almighty.

From thence they shall come again to distribute the music and the movies.

I believe in the torrent protocal,

the holy torrent client,
the communion of seeders,

the forgiveness of leeching,

the resurrection of the dead torrent,

and the download everlasting.
Amen.

 

[Axver]

Or to put it another way are you more concerned by orthodoxy or orthopraxis?

This has got to be the most intelligent question posed in this entire 15,000+ post madness.

 

[Axver]

Already done orders for the next three weeks two days ago. Shit, forgot.

Place a new order.

 

[major_panic]

Interesting. Do you plan on teaching theology or practicing theology as a vocation?

I hope to do both. However, I think I'm far too left-wing for most Christians. I mean, I can justify my beliefs using the Bible, but hell, people could justify the Holocaust using the Bible out of context...

 

[liamcool]

Place a new order.

Lazy.

 

[major_panic]

Here's my draft:

I believe in Bit Torrent, the downloader almighty,
seeder of heaven and earth.

and in torrent trackers, its only distributor, our Lord.

which were conceived by the power of the Internet
born of the virgin nerds.

suffered under the RIAA,
were banned, blocked, and sometimes arrested.

They descended into hell.
On the third day they rose again from being offline.

They ascended into heaven
and are seated at the left mouse button
of Bit Torrent the downloader almighty.

From thence they shall come again to distribute the music and the movies.

I believe in the torrent protocal,

the holy torrent client,
the communion of seeders,

the forgiveness of leeching,

the resurrection of the dead torrent,

and the download everlasting.
Amen.

That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in these postwhoring threads.

Ok the thread's getting too serious now, so... uh...

SPARTANS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

 

[Axver]

Lazy.

Ian Curtis's ghost is coming to haunt you.

 

[Dalton]

True. Where is Screwtape when you need him. He makes me chuckle.

 

[liamcool]

Ian Curtis's ghost is coming to haunt you.

Again? Shit. *gets the shotgun*

 

[major_panic]

I have to meet this Screwtape person. I'd love to get into his mind.

 

[Axver]

That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in these postwhoring threads.

I was hoping you'd appreciate it! Let's see how good you are, though: which creed is that based on?

Ok the thread's getting too serious now, so... uh...

SPARTANS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

With the torrent trackers before they're restored to the Internet?

 

[Axver]

I have to meet this Screwtape person. I'd love to get into his mind.

I think the rest of us want him to get into a woman.

Yeah, someone had to drag this thread back to its lowbrow levels.

 

[major_panic]

I was hoping you'd appreciate it! Let's see how good you are, though: which creed is that based on?

My Church History's a bit rusty, but that's based off the modified version of the Nicaean Creed, isn't it? The one that they modified after one of the councils in, I think, Trent or Constantinople (Byz to you )

 

[Axver]

My Church History's a bit rusty, but that's based off the modified version of the Nicaean Creed, isn't it?

No, that one's a bit longer and harder, so I went for the Apostles' Creed.

 

[Dalton]

I have to meet this Screwtape person. I'd love to get into his mind.

His mind frightens me more than his libido.

 

[major_panic]

His mind frightens me more than his libido.

BRAINS!

But yeah, he intrigues me.

 

[Axver]

His mind frightens me more than his libido.

I didn't think he had a libido to frighten you with.

 

[major_panic]

Aight people, it's 1am, so good morning to you! I have to work tomorrow so I'm off to bed. Nice talking to y'all, especially Dalton and Ax.

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, Maj. Panic!

 

[liamcool]

Kids...going to bed...*shudder*

 

[Axver]

Kids...going to bed...*shudder*

You can talk, Mr I'm-safely-in-bed-10pm-every-weeknight.

 

[Axver]

Alright, folks, I'll be back in about 20-30 minutes. Don't let the thread stall while I'm gone.

 

[Axver]

You people are phailures.

 

[Axver]

No unico, no Vazza, no PFan, no NSW? What are you people doing, sleeping or something and not giving in to your blue crack addictions?

 

[Axver]

Well, it's a ghost town here, and I'm out. Hope to see you all later.

 

[phillyfan26]

No unico, no Vazza, no PFan, no NSW? What are you people doing, sleeping or something and not giving in to your blue crack addictions?

Actually,yes.

 

[No spoken words]

Actually,yes.

 

[Varitek]

Wow guys that is an awful lot of thread to have covered in a day.

 

[No spoken words]

I've read none of it, it's just too much.

Hello Papelbon.

 

[Varitek]

Hi nsfw. I've read none of it either. Can somebody who has give me a greatest hits? or is nobody awake who has?