The Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Miquelon Superthread

[Axver]

Awesome. Great place for a good boy like me to be in, then!

As a rite of passage into this thread, you need to do this test and tell us your answer: http://www.armory.com./tests/100.html

I'm 85% pure, Screwtape's got the record with 99% pure. We're not entirely convinced that he is in fact human.

 

[coolian2]

sleaziest, most violent, and most foul-mouthed.

Not even close to the brilliance of Inaccessible Island.

I'll bet Varitek is still kicking herself for oversharing, while our creepy lurker continues to enjoy the memories

 

[liamcool]

Yeah, pretty much. I guess this isn't a good time for me to tell you all about the joys of sex after marriage?

SEX SEX SEX SEX!

 

[mysterious_jen]

Hey, me and Jen want your dirty arse, get it over here!

cin being assertive !

 

[mysterious_jen]

*salutes* Maj. Panic!

And indeed it does. This is the fastest thread here, not to mention the sleaziest, most violent, and most foul-mouthed.

oh sweet ass kicking motherfucker hell yes !

 

[Axver]

Yeah, pretty much. I guess this isn't a good time for me to tell you all about the joys of sex after marriage?

Even Screwtape and I are going to have to disagree with you there! He's atheist and I'm agnostic.

 

[Cin]

cin being assertive !

I'm very tired so cannot be blamed for what I say.

 

[mysterious_jen]

I'm very tired so cannot be blamed for what I say.

that was my excuse.


it wears off after a while !

 

[Cin]

Even Screwtape and I are going to have to disagree with you there! He's atheist and I'm agnostic.

I thought they were the same thing, oops.

 

[major_panic]

I'm 94% pure.

Damn, guess I've gotta pull out the old flagellant whip on myself...

 

[Axver]

Not even close to the brilliance of Inaccessible Island.

I'll bet Varitek is still kicking herself for oversharing, while our creepy lurker continues to enjoy the memories

Well, I was referring to the whole 15,000+ post insanity. But yes. I wonder when Varitek will show up and what great stories she will have for us then?

 

[liamcool]

I'm very tired so cannot be blamed for what I say.

I can perk you up. A bit.

 

[coolian2]

He's atheist

I have SO MUCH trouble believing that

 

[major_panic]

Hey there Screwtape, don't think I've met you yet.

 

[Alisaura]

No, because then they'd want it in their outbox

!!!

 

[Cin]

I can perk you up. A bit.

go ahead and try, I've been known to fall asleep at a concert before. Once Cin is tired nothing gets in the way of sleepytime

 

[Axver]

I'm 94% pure.

Damn, guess I've gotta pull out the old flagellant whip on myself...

Ah, you're equal with PFan then.

In contrast, if I remember correctly, Jen's 78% corrupt and Varitek's 77% corrupt.

You could also do a hypothetical Maj. Panic based on everything you'd like to do. We've had some funny results with that. Especially from our dear friend Screwtape, who's a champion for playing along with all our jokes. Hypothetical Axver is 58% corrupt, which I think was the least corrupt result until Screwtape dropped 28% on us.

 

[major_panic]

Not even close to the brilliance of Inaccessible Island.

I'll bet Varitek is still kicking herself for oversharing, while our creepy lurker continues to enjoy the memories

I've clearly missed too much. Having a busy normal life is getting in the way of Interference damn it!

 

[Axver]

I have SO MUCH trouble believing that

Seriously, though, he is.

 

[mysterious_jen]

go ahead and try, I've been known to fall asleep at a concert before. Once Cin is tired nothing gets in the way of sleepytime

all the more liam for me

 

[liamcool]

go ahead and try, I've been known to fall asleep at a concert before. Once Cin is tired nothing gets in the way of sleepytime

Sure about that? *cracks fingers*

 

[Axver]

I've clearly missed too much. Having a busy normal life is getting in the way of Interference damn it!

Do I have to give you my lecture on the ills of having a social life too?

Ah, I can't be bothered. I'll be a spectacular hypocrite from next week onwards anyway, what with uni restarting.

 

[Alisaura]

You'd better not have fallen asleep at a U2 concert, Cin!!

 

[Cin]

all the more liam for me

uh oh

 

[major_panic]

Hypothetical major_panic is probably close to being Satan himself.

If not, then at least a crazy Asian contract assassin who kills people with Chinese swords.

 

[coolian2]

Ah, you're equal with PFan then.

In contrast, if I remember correctly, Jen's 78% corrupt and Varitek's 77% corrupt.

You could also do a hypothetical Maj. Panic based on everything you'd like to do. We've had some funny results with that. Especially from our dear friend Screwtape, who's a champion for playing along with all our jokes. Hypothetical Axver is 58% corrupt, which I think was the least corrupt result until Screwtape dropped 28% on us.

I think hypothetical me is about 60% pure. I can't remember now, i'll take it again next time the subject comes up..

 

[Cin]

You'd better not have fallen asleep at a U2 concert, Cin!!

nope, it was DEF FX, I think that's what they were called anyway.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Hypothetical major_panic is probably close to being Satan himself.

If not, then at least a crazy Asian contract assassin who kills people with Chinese swords.

 

[major_panic]

Wait a sec. Screwtape's 99% and he's an atheist?

DAMN.

Truly a legend.

 

[Axver]

Hey there Screwtape, don't think I've met you yet.

Screwtape is our resident artsy romantic poet with no idea about how love works in the real world.

To tell the truth, I'm probably almost as oblivious. I've just managed to have a girlfriend once.

(Also, Screwtape's tracklists from past Desert Island tournaments are the thing of legend.)