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Old 01-12-2008, 12:39 PM   #586
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Good afternoon bar

I had a bowl of cheerios and now I feel much better


Glad to hear you're recovering from last night, Snow


Dalton-I order you to get better now!
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Old 01-12-2008, 12:40 PM   #587
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WebMD + pain + time on your hands = bad mojo.
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WebMD can make you feel like you have every single disease.
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Old 01-12-2008, 12:42 PM   #589
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Right now it's making me think I have something I won't even type here for fear of being scolded. If only my Dr. was as panicky as I can be, I'd be having a battery of tests as I type this.
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WebMD Symptoms include: breathing, alertness, skin sensitivity, light sensitivity, and an aversion to pain. All of these things point toward Cancer.
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I hate WebMd.
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Old 01-12-2008, 12:44 PM   #592
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-12-2008, 12:45 PM   #593
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I told my new Dr. yesterday that I could list for him, if he wanted, 25 things that could be wrong with me thanks to WebMd and he laughed, but not right away.
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I've never used WebMD.
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Old 01-12-2008, 12:46 PM   #595
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Ahh, such lovely death-filled thoughts on a Saturday morning.
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Don't, then, PFan. It's a slippery slope leading to hypochondria island.
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My advice-don't.


You'll think you'll have XYZ-itis when really its just allergies or something
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WebMD did make me laugh yesterday morning as I was plugging in symptoms cause I could barely breath. When ever you click a symptom that indicates that you can't breath it pops up a warning "Go to the hospital right now."

No kidding.
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I thought you had already been told that you had pneumonia?
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I actually think that WebMD is owned and operated by Life Insurance salesmen. As I plugged my symptoms in yesterday it said that I may have a cold, pneumonia, heart failure, or a few life threatening diseases that I can't remember.

So, as I laid awake waiting for my doctor's office to open I began to outline what I would say on the video to my daughter and lament the fact that I hadn't decided to boost that life insurance by another 200 thousand ....

That's a clever way to increase your sales.
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