The Temple Bar: Yo gills ain't no match fo mah skillz...UYMFA!

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I Hasbent read back but i agree that BW is very very hot in a non hot way.






this m,ay expalian wny i go got screamed at tonight at the abr whan there was cute guys bt i'm cetainly not going to distract them. somteimes me friends are b ithces

WTF???

 

[U2democrat]

It's 8am on a saturday morning and I'm awake because I feel like crap.

 

[Dalton]

its pneumonia.

 

[U2democrat]

I hope not!

Dalton, did you get me sick?

 

[Dalton]

I think I did. I apologize, I've been washing my hands a lot too.

 

[redhotswami]

I Hasbent read back but i agree that BW is very very hot in a non hot way.






this m,ay expalian wny i go got screamed at tonight at the abr whan there was cute guys bt i'm cetainly not going to distract them. somteimes me friends are b ithces

can this please be added to the introductory temple bar post from now on?





sounds like you had fun last night!

 

[lynnok]

somteimes me friends are b ithces Arrrrr!

I'm thinking this would be great for a t-shirt on talk like a pirate day!

 

[snowbunny00774]

aren't you all very humourous. i'm going back to bed before i see what other damage i did last night

 

[redhotswami]

I'm thinking this would be great for a t-shirt on talk like a pirate day!

hit up cafe press stat!

 

[lynnok]

aren't you all very humourous. i'm going back to bed before i see what other damage i did last night

Poor you You feeling OK? Last nite I had one pint too many and composed and left on a cell phone a rap song about pepperidge farm gold fish.

yay

 

[redhotswami]

oh wow, that's rich. i miss getting drunk dials.

hope you feel better snow!

 

[snowbunny00774]

Poor you You feeling OK? Last nite I had one pint too many and composed and left on a cell phone a rap song about pepperidge farm gold fish.

yay

this post is useless without an audio file

 

[lynnok]

But, I had reason. I spent the evening doing the most horrifying disgusting thing I've ever done. I deserved to have a drink and I did!

 

[redhotswami]

what did you do???

 

[UberBeaver]

Don't leave us hanging now.


ETA - Ahhhh. Like bride's maid stuff?

 

[lynnok]

I spent 4.5 hours at David's Bridal. I'm not strong enough for that level of torture and humiliation.

 

[Dalton]

So, I'm out of breath after carrying a 12 lbs baby down one flight of stairs.

This is amazing.

 

[lynnok]

Like If there was a commentary mine would be "the bridesmaid is wearing a 45 foot long dress covered completely with a mixture of button mums, pampas grass and white rice. Someplace in that mess is actually Colleen but who cares because right behind her is the UCLA marching band.

 

[Dalton]

lynnok are you really tall?

 

[Dalton]

... and someone should explain this to me (I don't give it much thought, cause I am usually imagining what the bridesmaids look w/o their dress on), do BM dresses HAVE to be ugly? Is that a rule?

 

[lynnok]

I'm 5'9".

 

[Dalton]

Ah, I just checked out your pictures and they make you look tall.

 

[lynnok]

Yes. It is the law in 49 states (hawaii has no law, the island is prettier than everyone anyway) Nobody gets to look remorely better than the bride. The reason all bridesmaids get drunk is because after wearing lime green all day dancing on tables wearing a only a centerpiece is a step up.

 

[Dalton]

Thanks for clearing that up. The last wedding I went to the BMs were wearing Snow White's dress died a pepto bismo pink.

Class.

 

[Dalton]

I was really hoping the bar would be a little more happening today.

 

[UberBeaver]

It's generally slow on weekend afternoons, I think. Tends to pick up @ night though.

What did they give you for the pneumonia?

 

[Thora]

It's still quite early, here on the west coast. I wish I was still asleep.

 

[Dalton]

azithromycin

 

[Drea]

The last couple weddings I've been to have been an exception to that rule - the BM dresses were in nice colours and fairly flattering (in fact, the last one I was at they were all the same colour, but the style was changed slightly for each one so they all looked good, despite height/size differences).

I think the majority of women in our generation have been to enough weddings to know they wouldn't put their friends through that

 

[Dalton]

My wife was in her sister's wedding last summer while almost 8 months pregnant. Her sister picked out the worst possible dress for a pregnant woman to wear. Personally I think she did it on purpose cause she's always been a bit jealous.