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snowbunny00774 said:



Really? I can talk to most strangers as long as I have no connection to them. I save all my blarney stone kissedness for them.


* I think that was about the double vodka and sprite moment :teehee:
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I've never been to the Blarney Stone - but I can bullshit real well, once I get going. It's getting going I can't do without prodding.




* I think it was before that because I don't remember the first of the vodkas. I think I started drinking Miller Lite at the show. That must have been what did it. Fucking Miller Lites.
 
UberBeaver said:


Wait, what did you pay for? You just did it in the bathroom and
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No, I just talked to her for a few hours about her life in the US vs her life in Mexico while my friend played cards. I didn't have any money for a tip so I went and asked my friend for a $5 as I had loaned her earlier. I went and gave it to the lady who was so thankful. I went back and told my friend that people must only give her $1 as she was pretty excited. My friend just stared at me and said "you broke that $20 right?" I said "hmm? you gave me a $5, I asked for a $5" she said "nooo, I gave you back the $20 you loaned me, didn't you look at it?".

This is why USD phails, fucking colour coded people, easy and you don't lose $15 to the bathroom lady who was excited that someone talked to her. :stillmad:
 
Dalton said:



Strange. Since reading his reviews, I have gained 46 pounds and lost 2/3s of my hair.

What am I doing wrong?

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You knocked your woman up, bro. Happened to me too. True story. I gained more weight than my wife, and she lost all of it. I still have most of it. Can't blame the hair on her though.
 
snowbunny00774 said:


No, I just talked to her for a few hours about her life in the US vs her life in Mexico while my friend played cards. I didn't have any money for a tip so I went and asked my friend for a $5 as I had loaned her earlier. I went and gave it to the lady who was so thankful. I went back and told my friend that people must only give her $1 as she was pretty excited. My friend just stared at me and said "you broke that $20 right?" I said "hmm? you gave me a $5, I asked for a $5" she said "nooo, I gave you back the $20 you loaned me, didn't you look at it?".

This is why USD phails, fucking colour coded people, easy and you don't lose $15 to the bathroom lady who was excited that someone talked to her. :stillmad:
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Fucking cocaina.
 
No spoken words said:


I actually told someone about you buying me 2 sprites and my not knowing it was for me, either time, after you had promised to buy me a sprite.
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Did they tell you it wasn't funny also? :grr:
 
snowbunny00774 said:



Did they tell you it wasn't funny also? :grr:
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I did not have the time, nor the proper words, really, to accurately describe just who it was that bought me these Sprites, so, they did not really have the information to properly appreciate the story.

But, no, they did not really see the humor in it. Fuck.
 
snowbunny00774 said:


No, I just talked to her for a few hours about her life in the US vs her life in Mexico while my friend played cards. I didn't have any money for a tip so I went and asked my friend for a $5 as I had loaned her earlier. I went and gave it to the lady who was so thankful. I went back and told my friend that people must only give her $1 as she was pretty excited. My friend just stared at me and said "you broke that $20 right?" I said "hmm? you gave me a $5, I asked for a $5" she said "nooo, I gave you back the $20 you loaned me, didn't you look at it?".

This is why USD phails, fucking colour coded people, easy and you don't lose $15 to the bathroom lady who was excited that someone talked to her. :stillmad:
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HAHA. I thought you were doing coke with the paper towel lady - I mean, it's Vegas and all.

In my opinion I'd rather lose $20 to the bathroom attendant than the friggin casinos. Fuckers.



I have to be honest, I never got the whole sprite story, and I chalk it up to a "you had to be there" scenario, but I was there and I still don't get it. But, cest la vie and all that.
 
No spoken words said:


I did not have the time, nor the proper words, really, to accurately describe just who it was that bought me these Sprites, so, they did not really have the information to properly appreciate the story.
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wtf is that supposed to mean? :(
 
I rather like this sports headline (from the Sympatico.ca website): "Indians pummel Yankees in opener" :wink:

Almost makes up for the "Senators sweep Maple Leafs" right above it... almost :madspit:
 
UberBeaver said:



In my opinion I'd rather lose $20 to the bathroom attendant than the friggin casinos. Fuckers.
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That's why I didn't mind talking to her for so long. Can't stand that gambling shit. I'd rather drink it or wear it on my feet :shoewhore: than just hand it over.
 
Drea said:
I rather like this sports headline (from the Sympatico.ca website): "Indians pummel Yankees in opener" :wink:

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Drea, thanks for being so informative :up:




Nicolette Sheridan was wearing too many clothes on Letterman. Rihanna better deliver.
 
OK, I'm off to bed. The pummelling I've been waiting for at work has been put off and I found out it was because David Caruso aka My Boss's Boss has been out all week, but now he's back and he wants to talk. Me = lol, pwned. I'm just gonna Space Moon it, bro.

Good night people.
 
UberBeaver said:
OK, I'm off to bed. The pummelling I've been waiting for at work has been put off and I found out it was because David Caruso aka My Boss's Boss has been out all week, but now he's back and he wants to talk. Me = lol, pwned. I'm just gonna Space Moon it, bro.

Good night people.
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I've seen that line on a T-shirt.

Sleep well, fuck-stick.
 
UberBeaver said:
OK, I'm off to bed. The pummelling I've been waiting for at work has been put off and I found out it was because David Caruso aka My Boss's Boss has been out all week, but now he's back and he wants to talk. Me = lol, pwned. I'm just gonna Space Moon it, bro.

Good night people.
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Sorry to hear that Beav. Good Vibes back at ya. Let me know if you need a sacrifice.
 
Drea said:



A Leafs loss to f'ing *Ottawa* in October > a Yankee loss in October
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I know any leafs loss to Ottawa anytime hurts (so really we're in pain all the time) but I think the Yankees loss tops this one. To be fair and all.
 
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