The Temple Bar: We've got staffs alright...UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Really? I'll have to keep an eye out for that.

I want a drink right now.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Mojito?

 

[UberBeaver]

In a new study, US scientists suggest that people who have oral sex with 5 or more partners during their lifetime have a much greater chance of having throat cancer and they suspect the cause is a well known strain of the Human papillomavirus (HPV) ...both types of oral sex....



I better not have quit smoking for nothing.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

uh oh

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Mojito?

Yes, please.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

In a new study, US scientists suggest that people who have oral sex with 5 or more partners during their lifetime have a much greater chance of having throat cancer and they suspect the cause is a well known strain of the Human papillomavirus (HPV) ...both types of oral sex....



I better not have quit smoking for nothing.

I heard that this morning.

Both kinds? You have got to be kidding me.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I am dead.

 

[UberBeaver]

I heard that this morning.

Both kinds? You have got to be kidding me.

Yeah. At first I figured it was just you guys that had to worry, and I was like, "lol, ownd" but then the article was like, "that stuff lives EVERYWHERE. On men and women. lol, ownd." And I was like, Fuck. FUCK! Fuck.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok, now I REALLY need a drink!

 

[UberBeaver]

Actually, drinking doesn't help. Drinking and smoking also cause it. There's no winning. NONE! We should all just start eating celery and stop reproducing. It's the only way to survive.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Fuck it, we're all going to die one day anyway.

Might as well enjoy ourselves while we're still living.

There will be plenty of celery in hell.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Ok, now I REALLY need a drink!

how 'bout some shots?

 

[UberBeaver]

Good point.




How YOU doin'?

 

[UberBeaver]

how 'bout some shots?

That shit'll kill ya! In more ways than one.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

&

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

blowjob shots... get it? GET IT!??!?!

god i'm so clever and witty

 

[UberBeaver]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

blowjob shots... get it? GET IT!??!?!

god i'm so clever and witty

Yes, we get it - very witty, indeed.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Fuck, I want out of this office today.

 

[Thora]

This thread delivers this morning!

Coffee.... need coffeee...

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm takin' a half a vacation day today, frankly only because it's the last time i'll be able to take one until the end of august

 

[RedRocksU2]

Might as well enjoy ourselves while we're still living.

Fuck yeah.


I am starting tonight.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

i'm takin' a half a vacation day today, frankly only because it's the last time i'll be able to take one until the end of august

Last time I took any time off was when I went home with a fever after coming back from NY.

I'm due for a day off, soon.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i believe i have 11 vacation days per year... 12 next year. i never use 'em all.

i think i've used 4 this year (year is from september 1 to august 31)

 

[snowbunny00774]

god i'm so clever and witty

and modest to a fault

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

it's my online ego

 

[UberBeaver]

I haven't had a regular day off since, uhhh....the week after Christmas 2005. Yep.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Last time I took any time off was when I went home with a fever after coming back from NY.

I'm due for a day off, soon.

fever eh? mmhmm

i believe i have 11 vacation days per year... 12 next year. i never use 'em all.

i think i've used 4 this year (year is from september 1 to august 31)

coughjulycough











are you saving all your vacation for your trip Beav?

I've taken 1 so far, the rest have been lieu days, and I still have 19 days

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The way I am here is just about how I am in real life. Those who have met me can attest to that (or say how full of it I am).

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

fever eh? mmhmm



coughjulycough











are you saving all your vacation for your trip Beav?

I've taken 1 so far, the rest have been lieu days, and I still have 19 days

coughcoughican'ttake'eminjulycoughcoughcough