The Temple Bar: We've Got Margaritas & Topless Fly Fishing... UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Fuck, isn't that the worst???!

I am debating on dinner tonight - leftover guacamole and chips, or something resembling an actual meal.

 

[Thora]

That sounds really good!

I think I'm going to have something simple. I have some leftover chicken, so maybe I'll have a stirfry.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

There ought to be a class for understanding certain things.

Hmrph. :bitchyface:

 

[redkat]

guac and chips

I never got to my avocados

 

[snowbunny00774]

:bored: I really shouldn't leave yet but it's so out there

 

[redkat]

Snow be bad! Go out and have fun

 

[snowbunny00774]

I'm gonna stay till 8ish and then leave. That's my compromise.
I need to accrue some favours to use in a few weeks so this will help :lickarse:

 

[snowbunny00774]

why is my Tim Horton's Ice Cap delivery service so slow? he left 10 mins ago.

 

[snowbunny00774]

il est arrive.


there are about 20 things I could be doing right now and how much desire do I have to do them? none. none at all.

 

[Thora]

Ditto.

I'm sitting here at work, and getting absolutely nothing accomplished. I totally don't care either. I have another hour before I can leave, but it's so tempting to skip out early.

 

[UberBeaver]

So my neighbor told my wife the other day to get a sprinker system cause running out there to water the lawn was going to "drive [me] crazy". What sort of sheltered existance does one have to live where the process of turning on and off a sprinkler would drive a man crazy? how fragile an emotional state can one possess? I think in July I'm going to lay down on the lawn sobbing, under the sprinkler. See if he does a "told ya so" to me.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Your neighbours crack me up. So you're still on the hit list from last year eh? I'd like a live web feed of "defeated, one man's spiral into madness"

 

[Lila64]

I will ray: for you

 

[UberBeaver]

Your neighbours crack me up. So you're still on the hit list from last year eh? I'd like a live web feed of "defeated, one man's spiral into madness"

HAHA. I like that. Maybe I'll build up to it. Weep one day. Stumble the next. Start "cutting" the lawn with a razor while listening to My Chemical Romance. Drool a lot. Talk to the trees, "Some folks call it a kaiser hose spout, I call it a sling spout." Then on August 31 just dive onto the sprinkler screaming, "I Can't take it no more! RIGHTY TIGHTY? Or does right to turn it on? Help me! NOOOOOO!"

I like this idea. Hopefully my wife is on board to film.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

If I were your wife I'd be on that right now.

I had dinner out and now it's crunch time.

There is a Tim's right down the street though - I need a iced cap delivery service. But, with my luck I'd get one and a week later they'd drop me for being such a great and consistent customer.

 

[snowbunny00774]

HAHA. I like that. Maybe I'll build up to it. Weep one day. Stumble the next. Start "cutting" the lawn with a razor while listening to My Chemical Romance. Drool a lot. Talk to the trees, "Some folks call it a kaiser hose spout, I call it a sling spout." Then on August 31 just dive onto the sprinkler screaming, "I Can't take it no more! RIGHTY TIGHTY? Or does right to turn it on? Help me! NOOOOOO!"

I like this idea. Hopefully my wife is on board to film.

Tell her I'll buy her Guinness if she does

I have an even better scene - so when you go to turn the sprinkler on, make it seem like a full body effort and throw yourself over and around with each turn...you may need a stunt double, but I'd respect you more if you were a method actor.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'd pay to see this. For real.

 

[UberBeaver]

Tell her I'll buy her Guinness if she does

I have an even better scene - so when you go to turn the sprinkler on, make it seem like a full body effort and throw yourself over and around with each turn...you may need a stunt double, but I'd respect you more if you were a method actor.

Good idea. That;s for mid-late august though. I can get on my knees and just struggle, then go into a full somersault. NICE!

 

[UberBeaver]

Yo Tre, for when you make it home from the corn: How the hell does someone play this chord?
---------------------------------------------------v How do you get that bottom 8? My thumb doesn't bend like that, man.



-----5--5-----5--5-----5--5-------|------5-----------------------|
-----6--6-----6--6-----6--6-------|------6--8--------------------|
-----5--5-----5--5-----5--5-------|------5--7--------------------|
-----7--7-----7--7-----7--7-------|------7--5-----------------5--|
--------------------------------------|------8--5--------------7-----|
--8--------8--------8--------8-----|----------8--------7--5--------|

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

wnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnbc

 

[UberBeaver]

no no no, like this: w NNNNNNN bc.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

w NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN bc

 

[UberBeaver]

W NNNNNNnnn BC.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

w NNNNNnnnnNNNNNnnnnn BC... hoooga

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[snowbunny00774]

x 2

 

[snowbunny00774]

must resist personal attack. must resist personal attack


as you can tell I'm being a responsible loser and have opted to stay in

 

[UberBeaver]

ATTAAAAACKKK!

 

[bono_212]

Personal Attack?

 

[snowbunny00774]

must resist puppetmeisters instructions.


I'm only one beer in...you'll have to try harder