The Temple Bar: We've got Denial and Urban Legends...UP YOUR FUCKING ASS

[snowbunny00774]

The undiscovered Dr. Seuss porno?

auditions to be scheduled when lmpa gets around to it

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i just tried writing a porno scene in dr. seuss style but my head exploded

 

[UberBeaver]

i just tried writing a porno scene in dr. seuss style but my head exploded

lol, I couldn't get passed the first line, "I am here to fix the pipes." It's just too weird to try to rhyme it.

 

[snowbunny00774]

fired, both of you. try harder

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

auditions to be scheduled when lmpa gets around to it

I can be objective since I don't find whoo hoos or whatever they're called even remotely sexually attractive.

 

[UberBeaver]

"I am here to fix the pipes."
"Not as expected, but it takes all types."
"Well, one should never buy into the hypes."
"I expected Ron Jeremy, not Wesley Snipes."

I can be objective since I don't find whoo hoos or whatever they're called even remotely sexually attractive.

Sexist. Not cool, man. Not cool.

 

[redkat]

so much drama today

where, where?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

"I am here to fix the pipes."
"Not as expected, but it takes all types."
"Well, one should never buy into the hypes."
"I expected Ron Jeremy, not Wesley Snipes."




Sexist. Not cool, man. Not cool.

So lucky my boss isn't in his office right now, sooooooooooo lucky.



Hey, those little phallic symbols on top of their heads, I just can't get past it (fyi - big pet peeve of mine is when people use "passed" in lieu of "past").

 

[UberBeaver]

Who has phallic symbols on their heads?

 

[snowbunny00774]

"I am here to fix the pipes."
"Not as expected, but it takes all types."
"Well, one should never buy into the hypes."
"I expected Ron Jeremy, not Wesley Snipes."

it'll suffice. unless someone has something better.

we have writers, auditioners, I think I'll be the director.

 

[UberBeaver]

*Auditions for the montage scenes, cause they're real fast and within my "acting" range. You could say I was born to play "Montage Pr0n Actor #2."


OOOH - Can we call it "Horton Does A Who"?


lol, what was Tobias's role? Scared Inmate #2? HAHA. That show was brilliant.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Who has phallic symbols on their heads?

Don't the Whoos have those little teletubby things on their heads? Or am I venturing into teletubby porn which is a completely frightening prospect.

 

[redkat]

I'm so confused

phallic symbols, dr.seuss porn am I missing a thread?

what's a DTR?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

OOOH - Can we call it "Horton Does A Who"?

that's gold jerry... pure gold

 

[UberBeaver]

Don't the Whoos have those little teletubby things on their heads? Or am I venturing into teletubby porn which is a completely frightening prospect.

Teletubby pr0n, I may be way off here, or remembering some kind of dream, but I thought that had been done.

Remember Snorks. That's a series that needs a pr0n tribute.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Horton Does A Who - brilliant!

You never do know what you'll find in the bar on a Monday afternoon.

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm so confused

phallic symbols, dr.seuss porn am I missing a thread?

what's a DTR?

Balls on Walls - sounds like an undiscovered Dr. Seuss book.

sounds like an undiscovered porno

The undiscovered Dr. Seuss porno?

 

[Lila64]

 

[UberBeaver]

I propose the next bar be called, "Horton Does a Who - UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

DTR, is that like a DVR? I've heard it before, but I can't place it.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I propose the next bar be called, "Horton Does a Who - UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

DTR, is that like a DVR? I've heard it before, but I can't place it.

done

 

[RavenBlue]

 

[Lila64]

29 more posts, shut this beeatch down!

 

[snowbunny00774]

what's a DTR?

I wondered that too...

 

[VintagePunk]

DTR, is that like a DVR? I've heard it before, but I can't place it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DTR

 

[snowbunny00774]

omg - she's dating her danish twin

 

[RavenBlue]

According to wikipedia

Data Terminal Ready: An acronym used in RS-232 serial communications. The DTR signal is sent via a dedicated wire from the transmitting computer to the transmission device to indicate that the computer is ready to receive data.

Oops VP beat me to it

 

[UberBeaver]

omg - she's dating her danish twin

Ok, THAT NEEDS to be in "Horton Does a Who."

 

[snowbunny00774]

jesus people, I'm already the director, I can't be having to do all the creative content myself too


friggin slackers

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i thought you were the star?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]