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Old 04-18-2007, 12:42 PM   #91
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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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Old 04-18-2007, 12:43 PM   #92
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I've seen that one before, Lila. Good stuff!
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I have no idea what you're talking about, Reg.


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i hate the whole "give 110%" thing

it's impossible. you can't do something that you can't do. thus if you do something that you've never done before, that's the new 100%, and failing to reach that level is not reaching 100% anymore.

i'm done now...
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i hate the whole "give 110%" thing

it's impossible. you can't do something that you can't do. thus if you do something that you've never done before, that's the new 100%, and failing to reach that level is not reaching 100% anymore.

i'm done now...
I don't know what you said, but you gave it your all. That's all we can ask.
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I don't know what you said, but you gave it your all. That's all we can ask.
He gave 110% in that

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