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It cracks me up when I see that "WANTED: Writers!" bulliten that's at the top of every forum over in the Fan Fiction section. Because I seriously don't think Elvis wants what we're writing in there :wink:
 
VintagePunk said:


It's on my daily to do list:

1) Get up
2) Brush teeth
3) Post about sweetie milk


:touchesyou: And NSW's resulting disgust was one of the funniest things ever.

Put yourself in my shoes. Do you want this:

beavsignal2.jpg


touching you?
 
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Because I seriously don't think Elvis wants what we're writing in there :wink:

I know some people who could get me some hot Mulder/Krycek slashfic. Maybe he wants that. :hmm:
 
VintagePunk said:



:touchesyou: And NSW's resulting disgust was one of the funniest things ever.

lol, I know. Couldn't you just feel the disgust? That's why I left it, because his reaction was so....to the bone. You know? That shit was raw. Jah like. Real.

The next day I sent a :touchesyou: text message to snow. I should have sent one to NSW.
 
It's so wrong, it's right!

In that "this is so awful but I can't stop reading as I squeeze my eyes shut, squeal "EWWWWWWW!" and stamp my feet in glee" kind of way.
 
UberBeaver said:


lol, I know. Couldn't you just feel the disgust? That's why I left it, because his reaction was so....to the bone. You know? That shit was raw. Jah like. Real.

The next day I sent a :touchesyou: text message to snow. I should have sent one to NSW.

I like bread.
 
No spoken words said:


Put yourself in my shoes. Do you want this:

beavsignal2.jpg


touching you?

If he were a disembodied head in a bubble with those words actually floating above and below him attempting said touching, I'd probably be torn between bursting a spleen laughing and running in terror.
 
VintagePunk said:


If he were a disembodied head in a bubble with those words actually floating above and below him attempting said touching, I'd probably be torn between bursting a spleen laughing and running in terror.

It's be the latter.
 
UberBeaver said:


lol, I know. Couldn't you just feel the disgust? That's why I left it, because his reaction was so....to the bone. You know? That shit was raw. Jah like. Real.

The next day I sent a :touchesyou: text message to snow. I should have sent one to NSW.

The disgust was palpable.
 
UberBeaver said:


lol, I know. Couldn't you just feel the disgust? That's why I left it, because his reaction was so....to the bone. You know? That shit was raw. Jah like. Real.

The next day I sent a :touchesyou: text message to snow. I should have sent one to NSW.


asshole. I was in a meeting and discreetly trying to check my texts. I nearly fucking choked. :heart:
 
corianderstem said:
God, I love bread. :drool:

When you said a fast download, did you mean like 24 hours? Cause that's the pace I'm on. Which is fast for a torrent for me, cause I'm always like years behind by the time I get around to downloading shit.


snowbunny00774 said:



asshole. I was in a meeting and discreetly trying to check my texts. I nearly fucking choked. :heart:

Nice. lol. My bad.
 
snowbunny00774 said:



:evilsquintyeyedness:

A few years ago, I used to call my coworkers and leave them voice mail messages from "Squint Eye - the Corporate Pirate"....done in a pirate's voice....I would leave them ultra-obvious office advice in the form of "Squint Eye's Corporate Tip of the Week"......things like "If the toner's low....and you're in a rush, matey, give her a good shake, and she'll be good as new. Argh".

It annoyed everyone but me.
 
No spoken words said:


A few years ago, I used to call my coworkers and leave them voice mail messages from "Squint Eye - the Corporate Pirate"....done in a pirate's voice....I would leave them ultra-obvious office advice in the form of "Squint Eye's Corporate Tip of the Week"......things like "If the toner's low....and you're in a rush, matey, give her a good shake, and she'll be good as new. Argh".

It annoyed everyone but me.

I would have called HR and had you fired for being racist.
 
UberBeaver said:
When you said a fast download, did you mean like 24 hours? Cause that's the pace I'm on. Which is fast for a torrent for me, cause I'm always like years behind by the time I get around to downloading shit.

Damn, that sucks. No, my download took about 4 or 5 hours.
 
Hey guys, help me out here...

I've been obsessing over something lately, but cannot figure out how I can get an informed answer to my question. Well, here goes:

Do you think that the Edge is a poor tipper, like, at bars or restaurants? I just don't know, and am afraid to bring it up because who the hell would want to talk about it, you know?
 
No spoken words said:
Do you think that the Edge is a poor tipper, like, at bars or restaurants? I just don't know, and am afraid to bring it up because who the hell would want to talk about it, you know?

Edge would tip at LEAST 50%, if he ever had cash on him. I mean, everyone knows neither Bono nor the Edge carry cash. It's total and utter and complete common knowledge.

I mean, DUH.
 
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