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Old 08-06-2007, 02:00 PM   #271
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Play that into the phone when people call you.

"Hello, Blah Blah Blah Associates. April speaking."
"Yes, can I speak to Mr. O'Neill."
"Sure, here you." then in a deep voice say, "Dick O'Neill."
"Hello, this is Ms. Whitehead."
"Ah, yes. - Dick is a heat-seeking missile, like a rocket. Information is encoded in it making it do what it do."
"Sorry?"
"- Men launch their penis up in the vaginal canal. As a woman relaxes and breathes and sits on that penis and rock and move and rotate and find her rhythm and go up and down and back and forth and around in a circle, she starts getting her groove back."
"Uhhh...."
"Dick'll make you lose control."







A MAN'S LIFE FORCE IS IN HIS NUTS.
That is so going in my personal VM greeting.
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Ok, and I don't post pics often because I think posting pics gratuitously is really fucking irritating and annoying as all get out, but omgiwantthispuppy :cutenessexplosion:

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aww what a cute wittle puppy!!
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This woman is killing me. The other lady is her mother. HAHA.

"They meetin up with other woman to get the dick out - to ration a peice out. Just like they rationing out government cheese in the projects. And see we got to stop this.......what?"
"Government cheese in the projects?"


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smack you because of the seal pic. not the advice. the advice was f'ing brilliant amazing how people can read things completely differently. people need to come with manuals


I'll watch that video in a bit - although the more beav is quoting things the more it seems
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Ok, Baby Phat has cammo cargos - it's spreading. You will have to be on the lookout in Vegas for me, Snow



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smack you because of the seal pic. not the advice. the advice was f'ing brilliant amazing how people can read things completely differently. people need to come with manuals


I'll watch that video in a bit - although the more beav is quoting things the more it seems
Oh, yeah, it's x 10. She may be a CoNJ prophet. I'd like to set her up on a hillside with the children. Let her set them straight. Maybe we can serve bread and fish - I never buy enough - but somehow, it never matters - everyone gets fed! It's a miracle.

I like that seal picture - they take his bucket! I can't find the emu picture anymore. I wasn't stating anything along the lines of a physical resemblance. Is that what you're hinting at? WTF? I'M A MONSTER!

Now I gotta quote Manilow. Are you happy now?


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See - lmpa - I think that London is actually the vangaurd of cammo fashion....it will be everywhere - I should prob buy that swim suit
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Oh, yeah, it's x 10. She may be a CoNJ prophet. I'd like to set her up on a hillside with the children. Let her set them straight. Maybe we can serve bread and fish - I never buy enough - but somehow, it never matters - everyone gets fed! It's a miracle.

I like that seal picture - they take his bucket! I can't find the emu picture anymore. I wasn't stating anything along the lines of a physical resemblance. Is that what you're hinting at? WTF? I'M A MONSTER!

Now I gotta quote Manilow. Are you happy now?



you posted it right after I asked for a pic and said you were on the right - new jesus :throws hands in the air - frustration not worship:

I don't want to be the cause of a Barry resurection
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I just noticed Beav's new location - I phail

I need a NJ baptism, stat
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Reg does all baptisms. You still want one? Luckily, I got baptized before Reg was in charge. He has since changed the ceremony - it used to be a keg stand and then you'd go until you were covered in beer...uh, the beer of the Lord, that is. But now, it's different. Personally, I find the new way a little repulsive, but hey, to each his own, right?

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you posted it right after I asked for a pic and said you were on the right - new jesus :throws hands in the air - frustration not worship:

Can't a man post a picture of a large sea mammal without having to have explain himself everytime? Hm, Hitler? Can we? Would that be "ok" with you? Unreal.
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Reg does all baptisms. You still want one? Luckily, I got baptized before Reg was in charge. He has since changed the ceremony - it used to be a keg stand and then you'd go until you were covered in beer...uh, the beer of the Lord, that is. But now, it's different. Personally, I find the new way a little repulsive, but hey, to each his own, right?



Can't a man post a picture of a large sea mammal without having to have explain himself everytime? Hm, Hitler? Can we? Would that be "ok" with you? Unreal.
I'd probably get a little extra sumthin sumthin with Reg in charge of them. Kind of like those squirrels he was telling us about last week.

Maybe I can be happy with going to hell and all that. Yeah, no need to be baptized, thanks.
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Hell is right next to New Heaven. We'd be neighbors!

I don't know the correlation between Reg and squirrels, but I have noticed that RB has been crazy quiet lately.
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Hell is right next to New Heaven. We'd be neighbors!

I don't know the correlation between Reg and squirrels, but I have noticed that RB has been crazy quiet lately.
Yay!

You guys can sneak me booze cause I'm sure all they give you in hell is V-8 and Clam juice.
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Can't a man post a picture of a large sea mammal without having to have explain himself everytime? Hm, Hitler? Can we? Would that be "ok" with you? Unreal.

no, it wouldn't. I have a stack of permission slips with none missing, so clearly I didn't give you one did I? I wonder why Irvine stopped at gross, he clearly had so much more to work with.
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