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VintagePunk said:
There's actually a couple of their songs that I like...but six shows worth of whining about how his gf dumped him? :|

Hey Drea :wave:


I'm sitting here in my quasi-jammies drinking coffee (shut up, I know it's noon, but I'm still kinda sick :angry: ) and now I'm all paranoid that I could have an unexpected visitor. : paranoia:
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Oh noes. Oh noes noes noes. :no:

Want me to do a STFU and GFY for you? Hide out in back and hand me a baseball bat.

Beav, I paid for the movies. He got dinner, and in my book dinner does not equal a blow job.
 
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:



Oh noes. Oh noes noes noes. :no:

Want me to do a STFU and GFY for you? Hide out in back and hand me a baseball bat.

Beav, I paid for the movies. He got dinner, and in my book dinner does not equal a blow job.
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I stupidly said I'd be home all day. :| But I also made it fairly clear that I was just getting up, and my house is a mess. Then again, I think in this case, English is a second language, whereby "no" means "yeah, I'd love a visit." :|


Wow. So, did he just ask for one?? How does something like that go??
 
UberBeaver said:


Oh, wow. That's just a straight up gangsta move. HOWEVER - WAIT - what movie? Was it a chick flick? Cause that = BJ - doesn't matter who pays.
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Dude's got balls (heh), that's for sure. I'm surprised he didn't try the penis in the popcorn trick.
 
VintagePunk said:


I stupidly said I'd be home all day. :| But I also made it fairly clear that I was just getting up, and my house is a mess. Then again, I think in this case, English is a second language, whereby "no" means "yeah, I'd love a visit." :|


Wow. So, did he just ask for one?? How does something like that go??
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:hug:

If I was in the same scenario and you know who decided to call me up (hahahahahahahahaha, unlikely, unless he gets drunk again and even then :angry: ) um yeah.

Yep, this was that weird guy back last fall. Just said, "hey how about a blow job?" I told him I was gonna pretend like I hadn't heard that and we sat for the rest of the time waiting for the movie to begin in awkward silence. That was our last date, then a few weeks later he asked me if I'd go help him buy a new pair of jeans. I decided to pass. :sillyme:
 
VintagePunk said:
There's actually a couple of their songs that I like...but six shows worth of whining about how his gf dumped him?
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My wife calls that whole genre "Daddy Didn't Hug Me" music. lol.


VintagePunk said:
You probably told me to GFM. :rolleyes:

:goestocheck:
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No, I only say that to useless stupid douchehead cock bagel jerks.
 
you'll feel worse if you miss a class. besides, something important might come up later on where you really need to miss a class and then you'll have wasted this one. / attempt at being rational
 
LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:



I'll need to see a signed permission slip from the Mrs. before I go anywhere with you.

And permission to rub it will definitely need to be included or else I don't get within ten feet of it.


:bitchytoday: :wink:
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Oh, no problem...in her own handwriting too....

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:whistle:
 
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