redhotswami
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Can you submit the paper electronically?
UberBeaver said:You march down there like a man and show some initiative. Then on the way back, fall, break a leg, sue, make millions, bask in the irony that you wrote a 30 page paper on business and ended up making your millions due being a klutz. As far as plans go, it's perfect.
UberBeaver said:P to the mutha fuckin F to the DOS a la SEIS, BIATCH!!!
UberBeaver said:Have you considered going to one of the bridges - I prefer the Ben Franklin, myself - and climbing to the top with your paper, waiting for the news crews to arrive, and then when you get some face time hold up a sign that says, "MS. XXXXXXX, I HAVE MY 30 PAGE PAPER FOR DECA. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO WITH IT? CALL ME @ 610XXXXXXX. THANKS! P to the mutha fuckin F to the DOS a la SEIS, BIATCH!!! 5,000 G, 5,000! PS - IT IS REALLY F'IN COLD UP HERE, SO A QUICK REPLY IS APPRECIATED." Cause that would probably work, and you wouldn't even need to call her.
UberBeaver said:Have you considered going to one of the bridges - I prefer the Ben Franklin, myself - and climbing to the top with your paper, waiting for the news crews to arrive, and then when you get some face time hold up a sign that says, "MS. XXXXXXX, I HAVE MY 30 PAGE PAPER FOR DECA. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO WITH IT? CALL ME @ 610XXXXXXX. THANKS! P to the mutha fuckin F to the DOS a la SEIS, BIATCH!!! 5,000 G, 5,000! PS - IT IS REALLY F'IN COLD UP HERE, SO A QUICK REPLY IS APPRECIATED." Cause that would probably work, and you wouldn't even need to call her.
UberBeaver said:pfan - I know all about you JOP people. ALL ABOUT YOU!
phillyfan26 said:In some lighter news, I've been in contact with my teacher and the deadline's been extended to Monday. AND she's offered to look over my paper today so I can make some adjustments. Everyone wins.