Beav; your horoscope looks pretty good
Summary:
Travel will be on your mind, thanks to the energetic urgings of Mars, now zooming through your journey sector until mid-May. You might find that you are musing about the possibility of visiting one of several locations for a vacation. Don't make a final decision until you investigate all your choices. It appears that the place you really want to visit will suddenly open up when you uncover a truly good bargain package. You'll be most likely to find this package in early May, but you can go whenever you like. Think about the possibility of taking a cruise - this month it would be great fun, especially when Venus is in Cancer after May 8.
If you need to travel for business however, you need to make that trip now, not in June, a less productive month due to an approaching Mercury retrograde.
Career-wise, you seem to have a good handle on your work. It appears to be satisfying and you seem especially well-organized.
With Mars entering your tenth house of fame and honors from May 15 to June 24, you'll be gratified to see your profile rise in your industry. You may interview for a more responsible, important position, or be given praise for your recent projects, or you may announce an entrepreneurial idea that you are about to launch. If you're an athlete, consider the idea of entering a major competition - you'll have all the verve you need to win.
You'll have a fantastic social event coming up on the full moon, May 2, plus or minus four days. It's sure to be a glamorous, dress-up affair not to miss! You may be concerned about the cost of attending, however, but if so, put your mind to solving that problem because it looks like you can find ways to surmount those financial obstacles. Even if you can't, this event seems worth creating a dent in your budget!
Venus will move into Cancer from May 8 to June 5, a lovely influence, and one that will allow you to be happier and to look more radiant, too. You'll find it easier to meet new people now, for Venus increases your charm in ways that will make admirers want to know more almost the instant they meet you. Your confidence will be strong now, too. Having Venus in your sign is a terrific advantage that only happens once a year for about a month.
There's more! On the new moon, May 16, you'll begin to come in contact with new people, some of whom you'd like to get to know better. There's a strong chance you'll make a new friend in the second half of May. Should you come across someone who inspires you in some way, make the first move and extend an invitation for lunch. Don't let the disparity in socio-economic background worry you - it will only matter to you, not your new friend. She or he doesn't care where you shop.
The month closes with you focusing on a big project at work, and also attending to your health. You seem ready to commit to a serious shape-up program or to knuckle down to improving your eating habits. You may also decide it is the right time to schedule medical checkups. Get your eyeglasses checked, as well as your blood pressure, and see your dentist at the full moon May 31. We all need to find the time to do these little appointments - your time has arrived.
HUGE. I wonder if this is a bad, uh...star thing for Cancers. I'm in awful fucking mood.
It happens. I'm a moody fucker. Been in a bad mood for a while now. it'll break though. It always does. 
I'm glad I bailed after the first episode. I don't know, I just don't get that show. It's so silly. No robots in space? COME ON!
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