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Old 04-17-2007, 03:07 PM   #361
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The adventures of Team MUYFA.

'78 takes the point and leads the way for Team MUYFA. Bri takes to the trees above and serves as lookout. VP sits in the middle doing calculations and trying to finish her research paper, just in case she makes it through this day alive. Tre has been dressed like a minstrel ('78 thought it was cute) and holds down the rear of the line. Zoots was able to secure Tre with a generator so he can use his amp for a while.

The quest through the jungle is long and hard, but just after midday, after several hours of hard traveling, the entrance to the cave can be seen. The only thing standing between Team MUYFA and the cave entrance is the Gate of Rant, guarded by the General of the Smileys:

VP stops the group and does some last minute calculations. She nods her head at '78 who ducks down and heads towards the gate, staying low and behind cover. She then looks up at Bri, nods and Bri nods back and does a quick monkey sound to show she's ready.

VP leans towards Tre and says, "Now."

Tre hits the amp, turns the dial to 11 (which he painted in cause his amp only goes to 10, but whatever) and screams, "METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!" He then launches into Smoke on the Water. He stops asudden and adjusts the tuning key for the High E string. VP says, "What are you doing?"

"My high E is out of - "

"PLAY THE FUCKING SONG, TRE!"

Tre goes back into the riff. looks to see where the ROCK is coming from. As he does Bri swings from the trees above, grabs the key to the Gate of Rant and passes it over to '78 who uses the distraction to unlock the gate. She then takes the padlock and the key and retreats back to VP. VP grabs TRE and tells him to move. He refuses.

"Tre, let's go. Come on."

"No, I'm not leaving my fans a second time." He continues to rock the fuck out.

'78 makes a face of utter confusion and says, "Is he serious?"

Bri starts throwing coconuts and debris at Tre, but his focus in unshaken. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BRAZIL!" as he launches into Iron Man complete with, "I AM IRON MAN" intro. VP sees the approaching flood of smileys and grabs '78 and signals to BRI. "We won't forget you Tre!" call's 78 as they retreat.

"You all like Hendrix? MANIC DEPRESSION UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

VP, '78 and Bri run until they can hear the music no longer. Bri grabs a bottle of Aquadiente and spills some out for Tre. Their part done for now, they make camp and wait for the signal.
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The adventures of Team MUYFA.

'78 takes the point and leads the way for Team MUYFA. Bri takes to the trees above and serves as lookout. VP sits in the middle doing calculations and trying to finish her research paper, just in case she makes it through this day alive. Tre has been dressed like a minstrel ('78 thought it was cute) and holds down the rear of the line. Zoots was able to secure Tre with a generator so he can use his amp for a while.

The quest through the jungle is long and hard, but just after midday, after several hours of hard traveling, the entrance to the cave can be seen. The only thing standing between Team MUYFA and the cave entrance is the Gate of Rant, guarded by the General of the Smileys:

VP stops the group and does some last minute calculations. She nods her head at '78 who ducks down and heads towards the gate, staying low and behind cover. She then looks up at Bri, nods and Bri nods back and does a quick monkey sound to show she's ready.

VP leans towards Tre and says, "Now."

Tre hits the amp, turns the dial to 11 (which he painted in cause his amp only goes to 10, but whatever) and screams, "METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!" He then launches into Smoke on the Water. He stops asudden and adjusts the tuning key for the High E string. VP says, "What are you doing?"

"My high E is out of - "

"PLAY THE FUCKING SONG, TRE!"

Tre goes back into the riff. looks to see where the ROCK is coming from. As he does Bri swings from the trees above, grabs the key to the Gate of Rant and passes it over to '78 who uses the distraction to unlock the gate. She then takes the padlock and the key and retreats back to VP. VP grabs TRE and tells him to move. He refuses.

"Tre, let's go. Come on."

"No, I'm not leaving my fans a second time." He continues to rock the fuck out.

'78 makes a face of utter confusion and says, "Is he serious?"

Bri starts throwing coconuts and debris at Tre, but his focus in unshaken. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BRAZIL!" as he launches into Iron Man complete with, "I AM IRON MAN" intro. VP sees the approaching flood of smileys and grabs '78 and signals to BRI. "We won't forget you Tre!" call's 78 as they retreat.

"You all like Hendrix? MANIC DEPRESSION UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

VP, '78 and Bri run until they can hear the music no longer. Bri grabs a bottle of Aquadiente and spills some out for Tre. Their part done for now, they make camp and wait for the signal.

it's so perfect, you capture my rock n roll spirit perfectly!
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:20 PM   #365
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Timmy T never gave up. He always gave it One More Try. That's why he's awesome.

Damn straight.

Ok, I'll pull myself up by my ballet flats. oessalute:
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so beav, when do i come back?
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The Adventure of the I D Ten Ts PART 1

The group approaches the now open gates from the West. They waited until the commotion died down, as instructed. They were surprised at how long the battle lasted. Zoots estimated it would take 15 minutes tops, but it seemed like hours, and if he wasn't mistaken, it seemed like there were a couple of encores as well, but clearly that must have been all in his head. The excitement and pressure weighed heavily upon him. And he was really tired of Headache crunching Doritos all day, but he didn't say anything lest Headache should cut off the flow of Doritos. If nothing else came from this venture, Zoots was now a Guacamole Dorito convert. "Fuck Cool Ranch, man."

"Yup. That's what I'm sayin'."

"OK, the gates are open. MUFYA did their part. So far so good. It looks like and his minions have calmed back down. Let's give them a little while, hopefully they get lazy. Then we make our move."

The group waits for a couple of hours. The smiley's eventually fall back to their villages, leaving only a few guards at the gate. Zoots judges the time is now to make the move. He motions to snowbunny. "Now" he says. She nods.............nothing happens. Zoots repeats, "Snow, now." She nods again. Zoots looks up to the sky in anticipation, he sees nothing. "Psst, Liz. Now. Do it now."

"Do what now?"

"Use your powers."

"What? My powers?"

"Yes."

"Which powers might that be, chicken?"

"Whoa, you gotta a fuckin problem? You gonna call me chicken? Bring that shit on, woman. We'll see - "

Redkat interupts, "No, it's a term of endearment, Zoots. Don't get angry."

"Oh, ok. Fine. But why won't she use her powers?"

"What powers Zoot? What do you want me to do?"

"You're supposed to make it snow."

"Make it snow? WTF? Are you insane? I can't make it snow. Where did you get that idea from? HAHA. Make it snow. RIIIIIIIGGGGHTTTT."

"For the past week we've been going over the plan, and your part was to make it snow. Everyday VG would say, 'And this is where Snow will cause a blizzard.' and you'd say, 'ok, you got it.' So, now's the time."

"Listen, man. I don't remember this past week. Last thing I remember was a donkey ride," a scuffling from the trees above gets everyone's attention, but it quickly goes away, "I can't make it snow. I don't have super powers. I don't have a fucking clue what you want from me. Why am I in the fucking jungle, again?"

Redkat says, "We're to save Lila."

"Who?"

"Lila. The smiley lady."

"Ohhh.....See Zoots, I didn't even know that much, so if you need snow, sorry buddy. No can fucking do."

Zoots looks crushed. "Kathie, do you have any special powers?"

"Um...I can sew pretty good."

"Oh boy." He looks at Headache who is licking his fingers, but doesn't ask him any questions. Zoot surveys the situation and says, "OK, we'll just have to skip the first few parts. Apparently Redkat can't leap like a gymnast and cause havoc, and Headache is not a specialist with various natural forms of weaponary, like poison darts and the like. Am I correct in that assumption Liz?"

"Did I say they could do that?"

"Yep. Everyday for the past week."

"Heh. That's funny. I wonder where I got that from. Beav would find it funny." Clearly Zoots does not. Instead he says, "I am going right to the end game of our part of this mission. I am going to kill myself." Redkat appears visibily upset, "But, I love . He's so funny."

Zoots steps towards the gate, unleashes a light saber, to which headache says, "Oh man, you have got to be kidding me. That is the coolest fucking thing ever," and then Zoots walks through the gate by himself.

"RANT. Tis I, Zoots, I challenge thee to a duel, to the death."

pops his head out of the cave and turns into "Clearly, Mr. Zoots, you jest."

"No sir. I do not. I am in fact . Do you meet my challenge?" comes from the came joined by and .

.....to be continued.
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Now that I've gotten my rant out I think I'm cured of that affliction
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Nice Beav, this story is fantastic
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Now that I've gotten my rant out I think I'm cured of that affliction

Not quite sure I'm cured. It's more like a holding pattern.
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yeah- I keep doing the back and forth thing.

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