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Old 04-17-2007, 10:17 AM   #301
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Zoots changes his shirt as VG explains the situation. Apparently Lila was taken hostage by the King of the Southern Smiley Empire, he believed her usage of the smileys was aking to slavery and he insisted she stop. When she refused, he sent a large force to California to kidnap her. The plan succeeded, however, the Smiley's of the Northern Empire did not believe Lila was a slave master, and instead they saw her as providing Smilies around the world an opurtunity to work and express themselves. They launched a counter resistance to free Lila, and decided that they needed Superhero help from the Temple Bar. Exactly why is still unclear. And the Northern smlieys are none too happy with RB who keeps killing their messengers. RB giggle and sets up a rock for a wrist shot.

VG looks at the ragtag group and decides they're going to need a lot of work before they raid the caves to save Lila. "I've sent scouts ahead. They will be back in two days time with a report. We have much to do in that time."

Reg raises his hand and asks, "What time is Sexytime in this jungle?"

"We don't have time for Sexytime, Reg. We have to save Lila."

"Oh, ok then. I quit." Reg walks back the way they had come.

VG tells everyone to get a few minutes rest for their training is about to start. "All of you must learn to unleash your inner powers. We will - OUCH, WHAT THE FUCK RAVEN BLUE? Jesus. You hit me in the face with a ... what is that, a frog?"

"My bad," comes the reply.

VG continues, "We will work hard so that when the day comes, and it will come soon, we will be prepared to storm the caves, free Lila and set all things right in the smiley kingdom."
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:32 AM   #302
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So far it's taken three people to get me to the stage of having someone that is assigned to reset my password, which of course they haven't done yet.

I love it. I could have done so much by now.
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:35 AM   #303
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I could have done so much by now.

Liar - you would have fucked around anyway.

















Beav - excellent with the background and stage setting

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Old 04-17-2007, 10:37 AM   #304
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It's hard to keep track of everyone. I didn't realize how many people posted here. And I'm still missing a few.
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I slept for 11 hours, it was nice, thank God for cancelled morning classes. So uh, Now I need to catch up with Beav
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Just leave them out and tell them they played the part of the smileys RB has killed. Their efforts were appreciated though in making the story possible etc. etc.
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UB just caught up, very nice, I'm excited
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ETA: I'm really getting pissed off now. It amazes me the chain of command one has to wade through to get even the simplest task done in a small office.

Oh, now they're telling me it's all set - but they reset it with a system I DON'T EVEN FUCKING USE.

Ridiculous.
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How big is a small office? I just want to gauge exactly HOW ridiculous this is.
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:12 AM   #310
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Ashley, stupidity like that is always ridiculous, regardless of size.
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:14 AM   #311
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The fact that I've been here since 9 am and could just now begin working on anything is pretty ridiculous, wouldn't you say?

30-40 people, not including IT.
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There are levels of stupidity, and I have a feeling this is going to at least be in the 90th percentile.

But you're right...stupidity = Ridiculous

As do chapped lips, and sunburns
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:19 AM   #313
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My favorite is when you have a computer issue, and you know how to fix it, but you can't cause they keep you from adjusting settings. So you're on the phone and you say, "I need to adjust this setting" and they say, "OK, shut down." "No, really, just let me adjust - " "Sir, you need to shut down. And reboot." And 30 minutes later, you're enraged.
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Old 04-17-2007, 12:21 PM   #315
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Why are you so dancerific?


Today has officially bitten me on the ass
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