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Old 04-16-2007, 09:18 PM   #256
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I've got connections in Colombia you don't want me in the trunk
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Old 04-16-2007, 09:21 PM   #257
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Isles fall behind 2-0, they cut it to 2-1, fall behind 3-1, now they cut it to 3-2, end of period 2.

Hang the fuck in there, Islanders!!!!!
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Old 04-16-2007, 09:52 PM   #259
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The next morning finds Tre still pissed off at VP and BRI - "They were fucking loving me! Why did you take me from my fans? WTF? Fucking bullshit, man. Bullshit." Bri turns and leans over the seat and slaps Tre in the face.

Coming from behind the seat behind Tre another voice is heard saying"I was having a good time too. Let's see, Free Drinks or Truck with girl that keeps elbowing me in the head? Gee, let me think on that."

VP hits the brakes, flags down Headache's car and makes him get out and open the trunk. Reg quickly tries to hide the catcher's mit and sheepishly asks, "Are we there already?" She then pops her trunk and grabs snow and kat by the hair and puts them in Headache's trunk. Reg, having just got out of headache's trunk desperately tries to get back in. VP flags down the Zoot mobile. RB gets out of the front seat, pulls it up and as Reg tries to get in the back seat, hip checks him. Thora drops her gloves and reaches over Reg in an attempt to hit RB. Reg rejoices that he is in the middle.

Headache gets back in his car. From the trunk we hear "You fucking GAVE ME AWAY, Kathie!" "No, we didn't. It was a misunderstanding. Headache just wanted a bola thingy. And they heard your name was Snow, so they thought...well, it was just a misunderstanding." '78 rubs her face in desperation as LMPA mutters, "For the love of Christ. How much farther to these caves?"

Headache looks at the map and says, "I dunno, 12 hours. Dorito?"

"Cool Ranch?" asks '78.

"No. What the fuck with the Cool Ranch? They're old and busted. Guacamole is where it's at now."

NSW consults with Zoots and Headache then gets into the car and sits next to Tre. "NSW - You heard, right? When I launched into Wonderwall, right? Tell me they didnt go nuts."

"Oh no, they completely lost their shit. It was awesome."

"See?" Tre is pelted by a chestnut from the front seat.

NSW says, "Thora just had a vision. We're going to be meeting a guide very soon. We should keep our eyes open."

VP looks doubtful. "A vision? Statistically speaking, visions are correct .27% of the time."

NSW responds, "Never tell me the odds."

And with that the merry band continues south. They approach the Colombia / Brazil border.
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WTF!? Is Beav making the Temple Bar soap opera?
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It's a fan fiction Zoots...and now I'm completely confused...there are TWO cars?
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Beavs you are too much!

This story needs to be published.
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I'm not saving this story. At all.
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Thora I just started doing that
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Old 04-16-2007, 10:19 PM   #265
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The next morning finds Tre still pissed off at VP and BRI - "They were fucking loving me! Why did you take me from my fans? WTF? Fucking bullshit, man. Bullshit." Bri turns and leans over the seat and slaps Tre in the face.

Coming from behind the seat behind Tre another voice is heard saying"I was having a good time too. Let's see, Free Drinks or Truck with girl that keeps elbowing me in the head? Gee, let me think on that."

VP hits the brakes, flags down Headache's car and makes him get out and open the trunk. Reg quickly tries to hide the catcher's mit and sheepishly asks, "Are we there already?" She then pops her trunk and grabs snow and kat by the hair and puts them in Headache's trunk. Reg, having just got out of headache's trunk desperately tries to get back in. VP flags down the Zoot mobile. RB gets out of the front seat, pulls it up and as Reg tries to get in the back seat, hip checks him. Thora drops her gloves and reaches over Reg in an attempt to hit RB. Reg rejoices that he is in the middle.

Headache gets back in his car. From the trunk we hear "You fucking GAVE ME AWAY, Kathie!" "No, we didn't. It was a misunderstanding. Headache just wanted a bola thingy. And they heard your name was Snow, so they thought...well, it was just a misunderstanding." '78 rubs her face in desperation as LMPA mutters, "For the love of Christ. How much farther to these caves?"

Headache looks at the map and says, "I dunno, 12 hours. Dorito?"

"Cool Ranch?" asks '78.

"No. What the fuck with the Cool Ranch? They're old and busted. Guacamole is where it's at now."

NSW consults with Zoots and Headache then gets into the car and sits next to Tre. "NSW - You heard, right? When I launched into Wonderwall, right? Tell me they didnt go nuts."

"Oh no, they completely lost their shit. It was awesome."

"See?" Tre is pelted by a chestnut from the front seat.

NSW says, "Thora just had a vision. We're going to be meeting a guide very soon. We should keep our eyes open."

VP looks doubtful. "A vision? Statistically speaking, visions are correct .27% of the time."

NSW responds, "Never tell me the odds."

And with that the merry band continues south. They approach the Colombia / Brazil border.
I see shortlisted for the Man Booker (intnl) in your future...sucks it may only be .27% accurate
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I think there's 3 cars.

Fucking bullshit call on Robataille. WTF was that all about?
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I see shortlisted for the Man Booker (intnl) in your future...sucks it may only be .27% accurate
Man Booker?
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I see shortlisted for the Man Booker (intnl) in your future...sucks it may only be .27% accurate



Beav I see you finally got those pesky ppl you live with to leave you alone for a while so you can fulfill your purpose and create.
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http://www.themanbookerprize.com/

I still don't know Beav
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Beav I see you finally got those pesky ppl you live with to leave you alone for a while so you can fulfill your purpose and create.
They're both sleeping. For now. I figure one will wake up crying any minute though.

What does Snow's comment mean? I don't follow.
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