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The adventures of Team MUYFA.

'78 takes the point and leads the way for Team MUYFA. Bri takes to the trees above and serves as lookout. VP sits in the middle doing calculations and trying to finish her research paper, just in case she makes it through this day alive. Tre has been dressed like a minstrel ('78 thought it was cute) and holds down the rear of the line. Zoots was able to secure Tre with a generator so he can use his amp for a while.

The quest through the jungle is long and hard, but just after midday, after several hours of hard traveling, the entrance to the cave can be seen. The only thing standing between Team MUYFA and the cave entrance is the Gate of Rant, guarded by the General of the Smileys: :rant:

VP stops the group and does some last minute calculations. She nods her head at '78 who ducks down and heads towards the gate, staying low and behind cover. She then looks up at Bri, nods and Bri nods back and does a quick monkey sound to show she's ready.

VP leans towards Tre and says, "Now."

Tre hits the amp, turns the dial to 11 (which he painted in cause his amp only goes to 10, but whatever) and screams, "METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!" He then launches into Smoke on the Water. He stops asudden and adjusts the tuning key for the High E string. VP says, "What are you doing?"

"My high E is out of - "

"PLAY THE FUCKING SONG, TRE!"

Tre goes back into the riff. :rant: looks to see where the ROCK is coming from. As he does Bri swings from the trees above, grabs the key to the Gate of Rant and passes it over to '78 who uses the distraction to unlock the gate. She then takes the padlock and the key and retreats back to VP. VP grabs TRE and tells him to move. He refuses.

"Tre, let's go. Come on."

"No, I'm not leaving my fans a second time." He continues to rock the fuck out.

'78 makes a face of utter confusion and says, "Is he serious?"

Bri starts throwing coconuts and debris at Tre, but his focus in unshaken. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BRAZIL!" as he launches into Iron Man complete with, "I AM IRON MAN" intro. VP sees the approaching flood of smileys and grabs '78 and signals to BRI. "We won't forget you Tre!" call's 78 as they retreat.

"You all like Hendrix? MANIC DEPRESSION UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

VP, '78 and Bri run until they can hear the music no longer. Bri grabs a bottle of Aquadiente and spills some out for Tre. Their part done for now, they make camp and wait for the signal.
 
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The adventures of Team MUYFA.

'78 takes the point and leads the way for Team MUYFA. Bri takes to the trees above and serves as lookout. VP sits in the middle doing calculations and trying to finish her research paper, just in case she makes it through this day alive. Tre has been dressed like a minstrel ('78 thought it was cute) and holds down the rear of the line. Zoots was able to secure Tre with a generator so he can use his amp for a while.

The quest through the jungle is long and hard, but just after midday, after several hours of hard traveling, the entrance to the cave can be seen. The only thing standing between Team MUYFA and the cave entrance is the Gate of Rant, guarded by the General of the Smileys: :rant:

VP stops the group and does some last minute calculations. She nods her head at '78 who ducks down and heads towards the gate, staying low and behind cover. She then looks up at Bri, nods and Bri nods back and does a quick monkey sound to show she's ready.

VP leans towards Tre and says, "Now."

Tre hits the amp, turns the dial to 11 (which he painted in cause his amp only goes to 10, but whatever) and screams, "METAL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!" He then launches into Smoke on the Water. He stops asudden and adjusts the tuning key for the High E string. VP says, "What are you doing?"

"My high E is out of - "

"PLAY THE FUCKING SONG, TRE!"

Tre goes back into the riff. :rant: looks to see where the ROCK is coming from. As he does Bri swings from the trees above, grabs the key to the Gate of Rant and passes it over to '78 who uses the distraction to unlock the gate. She then takes the padlock and the key and retreats back to VP. VP grabs TRE and tells him to move. He refuses.

"Tre, let's go. Come on."

"No, I'm not leaving my fans a second time." He continues to rock the fuck out.

'78 makes a face of utter confusion and says, "Is he serious?"

Bri starts throwing coconuts and debris at Tre, but his focus in unshaken. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BRAZIL!" as he launches into Iron Man complete with, "I AM IRON MAN" intro. VP sees the approaching flood of smileys and grabs '78 and signals to BRI. "We won't forget you Tre!" call's 78 as they retreat.

"You all like Hendrix? MANIC DEPRESSION UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

VP, '78 and Bri run until they can hear the music no longer. Bri grabs a bottle of Aquadiente and spills some out for Tre. Their part done for now, they make camp and wait for the signal.


it's so perfect, you capture my rock n roll spirit perfectly!
 
The Adventure of the I D Ten Ts PART 1

The group approaches the now open gates from the West. They waited until the commotion died down, as instructed. They were surprised at how long the battle lasted. Zoots estimated it would take 15 minutes tops, but it seemed like hours, and if he wasn't mistaken, it seemed like there were a couple of encores as well, but clearly that must have been all in his head. The excitement and pressure weighed heavily upon him. And he was really tired of Headache crunching Doritos all day, but he didn't say anything lest Headache should cut off the flow of Doritos. If nothing else came from this venture, Zoots was now a Guacamole Dorito convert. "Fuck Cool Ranch, man."

"Yup. That's what I'm sayin'."

"OK, the gates are open. MUFYA did their part. So far so good. It looks like :rant: and his minions have calmed back down. Let's give them a little while, hopefully they get lazy. Then we make our move."

The group waits for a couple of hours. The smiley's eventually fall back to their villages, leaving only a few guards at the gate. Zoots judges the time is now to make the move. He motions to snowbunny. "Now" he says. She nods.............nothing happens. Zoots repeats, "Snow, now." She nods again. Zoots looks up to the sky in anticipation, he sees nothing. "Psst, Liz. Now. Do it now."

"Do what now?"

"Use your powers."

"What? My powers?"

"Yes."

"Which powers might that be, chicken?"

"Whoa, you gotta a fuckin problem? You gonna call me chicken? Bring that shit on, woman. We'll see - "

Redkat interupts, "No, it's a term of endearment, Zoots. Don't get angry."

"Oh, ok. Fine. But why won't she use her powers?"

"What powers Zoot? What do you want me to do?"

"You're supposed to make it snow."

"Make it snow? WTF? Are you insane? I can't make it snow. Where did you get that idea from? HAHA. Make it snow. RIIIIIIIGGGGHTTTT."

"For the past week we've been going over the plan, and your part was to make it snow. Everyday VG would say, 'And this is where Snow will cause a blizzard.' and you'd say, 'ok, you got it.' So, now's the time."

"Listen, man. I don't remember this past week. Last thing I remember was a donkey ride," a scuffling from the trees above gets everyone's attention, but it quickly goes away, "I can't make it snow. I don't have super powers. I don't have a fucking clue what you want from me. Why am I in the fucking jungle, again?"

Redkat says, "We're to save Lila."

"Who?"

"Lila. The smiley lady."

"Ohhh.....See Zoots, I didn't even know that much, so if you need snow, sorry buddy. No can fucking do."

Zoots looks crushed. "Kathie, do you have any special powers?"

"Um...I can sew pretty good."

"Oh boy." He looks at Headache who is licking his fingers, but doesn't ask him any questions. Zoot surveys the situation and says, "OK, we'll just have to skip the first few parts. Apparently Redkat can't leap like a gymnast and cause havoc, and Headache is not a specialist with various natural forms of weaponary, like poison darts and the like. Am I correct in that assumption Liz?"

"Did I say they could do that?"

"Yep. Everyday for the past week."

"Heh. That's funny. I wonder where I got that from. Beav would find it funny." Clearly Zoots does not. Instead he says, "I am going right to the end game of our part of this mission. I am going to kill :rant: myself." Redkat appears visibily upset, "But, I love :rant:. He's so funny."

Zoots steps towards the gate, unleashes a light saber, to which headache says, "Oh man, you have got to be kidding me. That is the coolest fucking thing ever," and then Zoots walks through the gate by himself.

"RANT. Tis I, Zoots, I challenge thee to a duel, to the death."

:rant: pops his head out of the cave and turns into :lmao: "Clearly, Mr. Zoots, you jest."

"No sir. I do not. I am in fact :grumpy:. Do you meet my challenge?" :rant: comes from the came joined by :lol: and :laugh: .

.....to be continued.
 
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The Adventure of the All Stars

NSW leads RB and Thora to the cliff tops overlooking the caves. Below they see an open gate and for a moment the scene below was reminecient of Woodstock with what looked an army of :rockon: smileys. But the madness of the moment soon subsided and eventually the smileys return to the cave. Thora and RB practice their slap shots and prepare for war. NSW draws up some plays he'd like to see his team perform, but hopes he doesn't need them. He goes over his inventory one last time and waits for his cue. He checks the sky every few minutes, but no clouds arrive. Finally, out of the corner of his eye he sees a small figure climbing up the hill.

"Hey, sorry I'm late."

"MADDY" says Thora as she hugs BonosLilPal. RB calls a two minute holding penalty on Thora. Thora begins to protest but realizes she was in fact commiting the offense and goes to the box without further protest. NSW shakes his head and says it's too late in the game to take stupid penalties. He tussles Maddy's hair and asks if she brought all the Lil Pals. Maddy assures him she did. An army of smileys lines up behind her. RBs eyes goes wide and a smile over takes her. "This is awesome." She calls Time Out, then hugs Maddy, then says, "Game on."

NSW looks back to the sky but still he sees nothing that appears to be a blizzard. His heart drops and he fears for his friends in the I D Ten Ts. "They didn't make it," he thinks. Then Thora, as the penalty expires, comes out of the box and points to the field below. "LOOK." A brilliant purple saber walks boldly across the field. "It's Zootelsque," says Thora.

"But, where's the blizzard? Something's gone wrong."

RB says, "You really thought Snow could make it snow?"

"Well....yeah. I mean.....yes."

RB rolls her eyes and laughs, and then gets into slap shot position. "As soon as they make their move, Thora, we're on." Thora moves off to the right wing and sets herself as well. NSW gets behind the bench, as Maddy puts on her helmet and prepares to drop the first smiley.

NSW watches Zoot approach :rant: . He takes a breath, he sees rant make a move and NSW calls out, "NOW!" Maddy drops the smiley, Thora passes to RB, RB reaches back, SLAP SHOT and the smiley is launched onto the field of battle. The process is repeated and repated until the # of Northern Smilies are equal to that of the Southern Smilies. NSW sees the genius of VGs plan and smiles. For the first time in days he has hope.
 
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