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Old 08-23-2007, 04:23 PM   #1006
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What if she sends him on a quest to strangle a lion with his bare hands. And he completes this quest, in fact he goes so far as to rip the lion's head off, eat the heart and dance in the blood of his kill. But then he comes back and she asks how it was and he just shrugs. Clearly he would brave and strong - but still not much for conversation. What then? I used to have that problem all the time.




Those look like angry breasts.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.


If he wasn't so fugly...
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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sidenote; he wears a wig ...right?
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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