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Old 02-15-2007, 02:46 AM   #376
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Wow! A new job? When did that happen?
Congrats!


Omg, we've gotten like just less than a meter of snow in just under two days. It's crazy!
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Old 02-15-2007, 02:49 AM   #377
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Aha!
I found them!


25. Cover your stump, before you hump.

24. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

23. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

22. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

21. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

20. You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.

19. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

18. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

17. If you slip between her thighs, condomize.

16. It will be sweeter, if you wrap your peter.

15. She won't get sick, if you wrap your d**k.

14. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis.

12. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.

11. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

10. Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.

9. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

8. The right selection, is to protect your erection.

7. Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.

6. A crank with armor, will never harm her.

5. If you really love her, wear a cover.

4. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.

3. Sex is cleaner, with a packaged weiner.

2. If you can't shield your rocket, keep it in your pocket.

1. No glove, no love.
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Old 02-15-2007, 02:49 AM   #378
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Thanks! Got the job at the very beginning of the year and moved up here a couple of weeks back!

meter, haven't heard that word in ages!

Alright, I gotta get to bed.

'Night!
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:55 AM   #381
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Morning.

Where has this week gone? I had to ask my daughter this morning what day it is. Feels like it should be Tuesday, or something.

Btw, didn't watch the Grammys, but I was very happy to hear that The Dixie Chicks did so well. Liberal vindication.
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i would like to say that "against all odds" has been stuck in my head all morning.

thank you very little
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Old 02-15-2007, 10:33 AM   #383
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I can't even think of how it goes so it's not possible.
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Old 02-15-2007, 10:39 AM   #384
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i would like to say that "against all odds" has been stuck in my head all morning.

thank you very little

I escaped that horrible fate and instead sung along to Love Is A Battlefield on the way in today.


But now that you've mentioned it, it's in my head.

Thanks.
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:09 AM   #385
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i would like to say that "against all odds" has been stuck in my head all morning.

thank you very little
My pleasure.

And there's nothing left here to remind me.....
just the memory of your face
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soooo take a look at me now...
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:22 AM   #387
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I'm going to hurt you both.

Seriously.

The worst part is I can see the video so clearly in my mind.
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can't say that i remember the video
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:36 AM   #389
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Man, I'm tired. And work is super busy. I wish I could just make you turn around, turn around and see me cry. There's so much I need to say to you, so many reasons why. You're the only one who really knew me at all. Ain't that some shit?
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can't say that i remember the video
I believe it was Mr. Collins standing underneath a spotlight or something real dramatic like that.

At least he wasn't real up close to the camera and spooky like the video for In the Air Tonight. No one needs to see Phil that close up. Or at all, for that matter.

Hey Beav. Don't make me hurt you, too.

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