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Old 10-08-2007, 01:27 PM   #256
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how do you whistle? Just put your lips together & blow, right?
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Old 10-08-2007, 01:45 PM   #259
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I need to get out of dinner early at my moms tonight so I can go to my dads...any ideas?
I usually just tell my mom she's a self involved whore and then I throw some shit around thehouse, then I run out screaming and go meet up with my friends. The next day I apologize. It's all good.

Or tell her you learned a magic trick from David Copperfield, then disappear and go to your dad's. Three days later send her a text msg telling her your trapped in the TV. In the meantime you need to make a video of you "trapped in a TV" and somehow get that into her VCR, then steal the remote for the VCR and hit "play" after she sees the text msg and turns on the TV. And I really want to see this as it happens, so we'll need a web feed as well. Being as your entire country is off today (...again), you should be able to make this happen.

I guess saying, "I'm going to Dad's" is out of the question? Too rude?


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Steinbrenner firing Torre if the Yankees phale.
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Old 10-08-2007, 01:49 PM   #260
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I guess saying, "I'm going to Dad's" is out of the question? Too rude?


too navigating a mindfieldish.




why does torre need a job anyway, lose and f*ck off.
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Old 10-08-2007, 01:58 PM   #261
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I kinda like Joe Torre. I wish someone could fire Steinbrenner. That guy is a prick.

For practical advice, just say you have to meet someone at whatever time. Then leave when it looks like you're going to be a bit late, it'll make her feel like you cared enough to stay a bit longer. You win!
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You should have your own advice column.
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hey beav, what did you promise sicy to get the lemon on there???
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Old 10-08-2007, 02:10 PM   #264
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hey beav, what did you promise sicy to get the lemon on there???
I was like, "Yo, Sicy eh, eh?" and she was all, " " and I was like, "Eh? " and she was like, "If I put the lemon will you leave me alone?" and I was like " " and she was all, "Here. Go away now." So I got the lemon....yep. Lemon.
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I was like, "Yo, Sicy eh, eh?" and she was all, " " and I was like, "Eh? " and she was like, "If I put the lemon will you leave me alone?" and I was like " " and she was all, "Here. Go away now." So I got the lemon....yep. Lemon.
She's got a keen sense of guys...
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Steinbrenner firing Torre if the Yankees phale.

12 years in a row
Torre leads Yanks to playoffs
Fuck you Steinbrenner
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That captures the spirit quite well.
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Hay guys Dane Cook is touring now and he's auctioning off choice seats to the highest bidder. Who wants to go???



















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Did he get funny yet?
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158, Bar.

And no, Beav. He's still just as unfunny.
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