The Temple Bar - Stop Avoiding the Inevitable...UYMFA!

[corianderstem]

I have not seen that movie; in fact, I run away screaming whenever I stumble across it on cable.

 

[No spoken words]

I have not seen that movie; in fact, I run away screaming whenever I stumble across it on cable.

 

[UberBeaver]

Full. Steam. A. Head.

 

[phillyfan26]

Tough shit tonight. I literally am down to choosing between ... uh ... Nate and Jake.

Obviously, I want to hang with Jake more, but I was making (key word making, it wasn't done, but was in progress) plans with Nate first. However, now Jake is going out.

Problem: Jake wants nothing to do with Nate tonight and the two buddies of mine he's with (Vito, the Italian guy and ... we'll call the other guy Nick) agree with him.

So, it's literally either let Nate down (which he probably deserves due to his douche-baggery as of late) or not.

 

[U2democrat]

It sucks to be in the middle like that.

Give Nate chocolate, ibuprofen, and a tampon and that'll take care of his PMS and y'all can hang out

 

[phillyfan26]

I've hung out with Nate a ridiculous amount lately AND I haven't seen Nick in a couple of weeks, so, fuck it, I'm going with Jake, Vito, and Nick.

Now I just have to figure out what I say to Nate when he calls me back (he's currently having a family meal or something).

 

[Drea]

There are 7 girls on a bus.
Each girl has 7 backpacks.
In each backpack, there are 7 big cats.
For every big cat there are 7 little cats.

Question: How many legs are there on the bus?

Whatever the number the answer is will unlock the document that was attached in the email.

I know this is from last night but I'm just catching up..

If they mean literally on the bus, then it's 14 - 7 girls, all 2 legged. The cats don't count because they're in the backpacks

(My guess is this is what they mean, it's like that "While I was going to St. Ives" thing.)

 

[Drea]

...Or Dalton could come up with the right answer using actual logic and make me look completely stupid

 

[Drea]

This is on one of my friends away message:

flowers: $35.00
dinner and a movie: $90.00
hotel room: $200.00
the look on his face when she said she was on her period: PRICELESS

 

[Diemen]

I go walk the dog and two pages of posts fly by...

Hey, Diemen - have you been tickling the ivories lately?

I've been neglecting the ivories lately. I played for a little bit last week. My dad would be quite disappointed.

 

[redhotswami]

that was a loooong walk! my dog would love you.

 

[Diemen]

Well ok. So it was about an hour and half walk, and then some tv, and then some dinner. But still.

 

[Dalton]

turn this mother out.

 

[corianderstem]

Re: I go walk the dog and two pages of posts fly by...

I've been neglecting the ivories lately.

I've really been yearning for a digital piano lately. Want, want, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant.

On the way home, I heard the sushi call my name. So I ate it.

 

[No spoken words]

Carek1230 has the last post in 23 different threads. I'm lame for counting them, but what the fuck?

 

[corianderstem]

It is best not to ask, really.

 

[No spoken words]

I know, but, it's just so mind boggling to me and it's impossible not to notice.

Sigh.

I'll shut up.

Are we in the divorce stage, hashing things out stage, I lost track?

 

[corianderstem]

I dunno ... I'm kinda tired right now. Can we be in the sleeping stage? And the playing hooky from work tomorrow stage?

 

[No spoken words]

I think so, sure.

 

[corianderstem]

Nice!

Better than the Carek stage.

 

[No spoken words]

Nice!

Better than the Carek stage.

Amen.

 

[Dalton]

I'm going to get myself banned to save this forum one day.

This madness has to be stopped.

I'm a freedom fighter.

 

[Diemen]

If crime fighters fight fire, and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that to us, do they?












[/Carlin]

 

[UberBeaver]

Tough shit tonight. I literally am down to choosing between ... uh ... Nate and Jake.

Obviously, I want to hang with Jake more, but I was making (key word making, it wasn't done, but was in progress) plans with Nate first. However, now Jake is going out.

Problem: Jake wants nothing to do with Nate tonight and the two buddies of mine he's with (Vito, the Italian guy and ... we'll call the other guy Nick) agree with him.

So, it's literally either let Nate down (which he probably deserves due to his douche-baggery as of late) or not.

Are you sure you and your friends aren't name Daniela, Natalie, Jane and Vita? Jesus, pfan. Come on! Just go out, give the dude some shit for being a douche bag, and move on.

 

[corianderstem]

If peanut oil is made out of peanuts and coconut oil is made out of coconuts, then what is baby oil made of?

Makes you think, doesn't it?

 

[Diemen]

You just blew my mind.

 

[zonelistener]

Fuck Dalton....I am still laughing at the "I am too drunk to read the article....gay friend" comment.


Yeah, and Carek.

 

[No spoken words]

If orange juice is made of oranges, and grape juice is made of grapes, then what is powerjuice made out of?

 

[U2democrat]

A wild guess here........................................................power?

 

[corianderstem]

Um ....

Wait, I know this....




Is it ....

No.


Is it .... maybe .....

Power???

Er ... you know, never mind. That can't be right. I'm sorry. Forget I said anything.