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Old 03-30-2007, 07:38 PM   #481
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The Blarney Stone would make you a better bullshitter, any ability to do it eloquently would be your own.
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Old 03-30-2007, 07:42 PM   #482
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I pictured you as a cage dancer. No?
In my past, sure, but I've lost some of my suppleness and now, all I really want to do is Rock.
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OK, I see. I didn't realize that Bullshitting was the gift of the stone. I thought it was eloquence in the written and spoken word. My bad.

NSW - I hear ya. Who can blame you. We'll crank that shit up to 11 and just go balls to the wall. I think Reg should play on a drumset that moves, ala Tommy Lee in the Girls, Girls, Girls and Dr. Feelgood tours.
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Old 03-30-2007, 07:53 PM   #484
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Do I really want to watch the Islanders tonight?
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Yeah, you do.

So, if Reg is on drums, what am I playing? Bass? Guitar?

Bass could work, Reg and I could form a devastating rhythm section.
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Do I really want to watch the Islanders tonight?

ummm...yes?

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I could use some bullshitting skills so far I only excel in academic bullshit
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You guys just want me gone so you can play your little reindeer games. I see right through you.

Kat - I told me wife to not buy me Guinness this week. I need to lose some weight. I'm scared. I'm so....thirsty.

Bullshitting - the way I see it, is saying something, and then refusing to change your mind and just keep making things up to prove your right, even if you're wrong. That's how I roll.

NSW - That would be a crushing rhythm section. I only hope the world is ready for it. If not, Douche Monkey could be responsible for the worst man made catastrphe since.....Hiroshima? Nagasaki? Or....no, I dare not say it......Chuck Norris meeting Ted Nugent?
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Fuckin A hell yeah! What proper Band of Thunder Gods doesn't have a recorder player!


Aside: I just pictured a hair band with a recorder player and had to laugh. I like the imagery.
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Aside: I just pictured a hair band with a recorder player and had to laugh. I like the imagery.


you're giving up all beer right? not just Guinness
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Philbert, do you think you have what it takes to be in Douche Monkey?
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I don't know. I just like calling people named Phil, Philbert. Same with Stan, I like calling them Staniel. Something's wrong with me, whatever.
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you're giving up all beer right? not just Guinness
Well we have some beer in the house now so I should probably finish those cause of the whole "lead me not into temptation" thing, right?
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I don't know. I just like calling people named Phil, Philbert. Same with Stan, I like calling them Staniel. Something's wrong with me, whatever.
Staniel! I just lol'd for realz. I call my friend Ken - Kendell. Philbert has a ring to it.

I think Phil has what it takes to be a douche monkey. I vote him in the band.


ETA - I am going to watch them. I'll probably be back in 15 minutes when it's 3-0 Buffalo and use this guy ---> I want the technology to make him real. Him and and What a party that would make.
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