The Temple Bar: Setting Fire To The Third Bar

[snowbunny00774]

The Blarney Stone would make you a better bullshitter, any ability to do it eloquently would be your own.

 

[No spoken words]

I pictured you as a cage dancer. No?

In my past, sure, but I've lost some of my suppleness and now, all I really want to do is Rock.

 

[UberBeaver]

OK, I see. I didn't realize that Bullshitting was the gift of the stone. I thought it was eloquence in the written and spoken word. My bad.

NSW - I hear ya. Who can blame you. We'll crank that shit up to 11 and just go balls to the wall. I think Reg should play on a drumset that moves, ala Tommy Lee in the Girls, Girls, Girls and Dr. Feelgood tours.

 

[UberBeaver]

Do I really want to watch the Islanders tonight?

 

[No spoken words]

Yeah, you do.

So, if Reg is on drums, what am I playing? Bass? Guitar?

Bass could work, Reg and I could form a devastating rhythm section.

 

[redkat]

Do I really want to watch the Islanders tonight?

ummm...yes?

Guinness

I could use some bullshitting skills so far I only excel in academic bullshit

 

[Got Philk?]

Can I play the recorder?

 

[UberBeaver]

You guys just want me gone so you can play your little reindeer games. I see right through you.

Kat - I told me wife to not buy me Guinness this week. I need to lose some weight. I'm scared. I'm so....thirsty.

Bullshitting - the way I see it, is saying something, and then refusing to change your mind and just keep making things up to prove your right, even if you're wrong. That's how I roll.

NSW - That would be a crushing rhythm section. I only hope the world is ready for it. If not, Douche Monkey could be responsible for the worst man made catastrphe since.....Hiroshima? Nagasaki? Or....no, I dare not say it......Chuck Norris meeting Ted Nugent?

 

[UberBeaver]

Can I play the recorder?

Fuckin A hell yeah! What proper Band of Thunder Gods doesn't have a recorder player!


Aside: I just pictured a hair band with a recorder player and had to laugh. I like the imagery.

 

[redkat]

Aside: I just pictured a hair band with a recorder player and had to laugh. I like the imagery.

you're giving up all beer right? not just Guinness

 

[No spoken words]

Philbert, do you think you have what it takes to be in Douche Monkey?

 

[redkat]

Philbert

like the nut?

 

[No spoken words]

I don't know. I just like calling people named Phil, Philbert. Same with Stan, I like calling them Staniel. Something's wrong with me, whatever.

 

[UberBeaver]

you're giving up all beer right? not just Guinness

Well we have some beer in the house now so I should probably finish those cause of the whole "lead me not into temptation" thing, right?

 

[UberBeaver]

I don't know. I just like calling people named Phil, Philbert. Same with Stan, I like calling them Staniel. Something's wrong with me, whatever.

Staniel! I just lol'd for realz. I call my friend Ken - Kendell. Philbert has a ring to it.

I think Phil has what it takes to be a douche monkey. I vote him in the band.


ETA - I am going to watch them. I'll probably be back in 15 minutes when it's 3-0 Buffalo and use this guy ---> I want the technology to make him real. Him and and What a party that would make.

 

[redkat]

Well we have some beer in the house now so I should probably finish those cause of the whole "lead me not into temptation" thing, right?

I'd leave the crappy beer for guests.

 

[No spoken words]

Watch and enjoy as they beat Buffalo and stay alive for a playoff slot.

Philbert is best when yelled, loudly, but slowly.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Yay margaritas

studying

 

[UberBeaver]

ETA - I am going to watch them. I'll probably be back in 15 minutes when it's 3-0 Buffalo and use this guy --->

It's 4-1 Buffalo right around half way through the first. I'm done with hockey for the season.

 

[UberBeaver]

Watch and enjoy as they beat Buffalo and stay alive for a playoff slot.

That's twice in the past 30 minutes you've made me lolz for realz.

 

[RavenBlue]

I thought the Habs Sens game was going to televised tonight but I can't find it

 

[UberBeaver]

SPOILERS FOR THE HABS/SENS GAME:




It's 3-1 OTT in the Second

 

[RavenBlue]

Excellent

Thanks Beav

 

[No spoken words]

That's twice in the past 30 minutes you've made me lolz for realz.

I was being optimistic.

 

[UberBeaver]

I appreciate it, man. Oh well, there's always next year.