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Old 02-11-2007, 01:48 AM   #121
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And you're reliable, too. Another good trait.


I think good taste in music/pop culture, sense of humor but not sarcastic to where I want to throttle you, easygoing, nice to other people... I had a list here somewhere at some point. I shoukld go find it.

It involved peanut butter.
Peanut buttah...

Yeah, sarcastic humor is OK in small doses...I like to point out things that no one would dare say about someone or something.

Like this lady in my office yesterday. Nice lady, we're working on putting together a new application in my office, but she's very overweight, and she was wearing a low cut tank top, with tight Angel Flight jeans, a tight black sweater thing with a huge, sorta furry collar, and stilletos. She looked like disgusting hooker, so I said "Hey Sally, that's a good look on you" and she thanked me.

Oh, I'm such a dickhead...
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Peanut buttah...

Yeah, sarcastic humor is OK in small doses...I like to point out things that no one would dare say about someone or something.

Like this lady in my office yesterday. Nice lady, we're working on putting together a new application in my office, but she's very overweight, and she was wearing a low cut tank top, with tight Angel Flight jeans, a tight black sweater thing with a huge, sorta furry collar, and stilletos. She looked like disgusting hooker, so I said "Hey Sally, that's a good look on you" and she thanked me.

Oh, I'm such a dickhead...
Sarcasm, being cruel, synonymous, sure.
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Damn, too bad you don't give blow jobs on command. I know the perfect guy for you.
And you can find him at the movie theater on Main and....
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Damn, too bad you don't give blow jobs on command. I know the perfect guy for you.
Your movie theatre guy?
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And you can find him at the movie theater on Main and....
A guy that likes sarcasm and blow jobs? Where can you NOT find him? In a woman's prison, maybe?
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Sarcasm, being cruel, synonymous, sure.
Oh, I never called it sarcasm...I just can't help myself sometimes...it's a terrible trait...I'm so ashamed...





I'm like Lindsay Lohan, I keep going to therapy, but when I get out I go straight to the bar...
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Would not take long to actually type these things down...they're not that insane and not all that revealing...you probably were looking for me to post some word document I had written out, though.
We were, but we'll settle for point form.
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A guy that likes sarcasm and blow jobs? Where can you NOT find him? In a woman's prison, maybe?
No, I like both.
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Ok, drumroll please

This was written about 3 years ago but it's still pretty much what I'd like.

Whoever I deem worthy of being my next mate must meet the following requirements (in an oh-so-perfect world):

He will be...
Equal parts funny (as in bursting into fits of spontaneous laughter-we share the same weird humor funny, not "oh, you're SO funny, teehee" funny) and sweet (but not "over the top, kick my gag reflect into high gear" sweet). There is a delicate balance, peoples.
Handsome in a non-threatening way (think John Cusack, Fabrizio Morretti, Matthew Perry).
Someone who will go to all the little indie movies I want to go see.
Kind to animals, as well as to others around him. That goes for waitresses, clerks, and even the guy at the Gap who always looks at him "funny".

He will...
Stand behind me at many concerts, kissing the back of my neck as girls who used to be me look on, envious.
Let me be alone when I need to be. Take me out of the house when I need to get out.
Expect a lot of himself, but won't become a power hungry asshole in the process.
Have examples of healthy, strong relationships all around him, so that he can prove to me that some do exist.

Other requirements:
He will be able to appreciate good Italian cooking.
Have a good, but not scary, relationship with his mother.
Have a good group of friends who reflect the man he is.
Be able to read. And enjoy doing so.
And, while he's at it, it wouldn't kill him to appreciate at least one of the following tv shows: Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Most of all, he'll accept me, warts and all, and not be driven crazy by all of my neurotic behaviors. He'll also be willing to relinguish rights to any jar of peanut butter that enters the house. Of course, it goes without saying, that in return for all of this mind-numbing perfection, I would be the best chick any guy could ever hope for.
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A guy that likes sarcasm and blow jobs? Where can you NOT find him? In a woman's prison, maybe?
A Day Spa maybe?
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There's sarcasm....and then there's cruel, mean sarcasm, meant to belittle others. Huge difference. I fond the former irresistible.
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Ok, drumroll please

This was written about 3 years ago but it's still pretty much what I'd like.

Whoever I deem worthy of being my next mate must meet the following requirements (in an oh-so-perfect world):

He will be...
Equal parts funny (as in bursting into fits of spontaneous laughter-we share the same weird humor funny, not "oh, you're SO funny, teehee" funny) and sweet (but not "over the top, kick my gag reflect into high gear" sweet). There is a delicate balance, peoples.
Handsome in a non-threatening way (think John Cusack, Fabrizio Morretti, Matthew Perry).
Someone who will go to all the little indie movies I want to go see.
Kind to animals, as well as to others around him. That goes for waitresses, clerks, and even the guy at the Gap who always looks at him "funny".

He will...
Stand behind me at many concerts, kissing the back of my neck as girls who used to be me look on, envious.
Let me be alone when I need to be. Take me out of the house when I need to get out.
Expect a lot of himself, but won't become a power hungry asshole in the process.
Have examples of healthy, strong relationships all around him, so that he can prove to me that some do exist.

Other requirements:
He will be able to appreciate good Italian cooking.
Have a good, but not scary, relationship with his mother.
Have a good group of friends who reflect the man he is.
Be able to read. And enjoy doing so.
And, while he's at it, it wouldn't kill him to appreciate at least one of the following tv shows: Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Most of all, he'll accept me, warts and all, and not be driven crazy by all of my neurotic behaviors. He'll also be willing to relinguish rights to any jar of peanut butter that enters the house. Of course, it goes without saying, that in return for all of this mind-numbing perfection, I would be the best chick any guy could ever hope for.
OK, that could be me and my wife could have written that.

Must be the Italian gene...
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Great list, April....I'm on board with that.
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Someone who will go to all the little indie movies I want to go see.

I saw a German film today. I even started a thread about it earlier this evening. Wait. There was more on the list? Fuck.
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it's perfect April

i keep messing up with the funny/ sweet thing. No balance and I enjoy sarcasm A LOT. Guys with fragile ego's dont

I'm falling asleep

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