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[UberBeaver]

It's not her fault that she has to spread the blame...I'm sure...

Excellent point, Phil.

She's still on the phone, complaining.

 

[No spoken words]

Give me her #.

 

[redkat]

This is somebody you work with beav? Wasting company time like that.

I can't stand negative people and people that always blame the world for every little thing that goes wrong in their lives.

give him her # that would be awesome

 

[Got Philk?]

Well, then again. If he give NSW her number, he could be getting a longer phone call with that as an added complaint...choose wisely beav...

oh, then NSW might complain to beav as well. Then we might get more complaining b/c of all the complaining! This is not good...

Ask her if she's read anything good lately. Try to sidetrack her. Do we know? is she a Colts fan? We need some derailing info to get her to stop I feel.

 

[No spoken words]

I'll fucking call her, just need a little info on her, and a plausible reason to make the call. Heading out for an early lunch meeting, shortly, though, so if this gets done, might have to be this afternoon. But, make no mistake, I'll do it.

 

[VintagePunk]

I'll fucking call her, just need a little info on her, and a plausible reason to make the call. Heading out for an early lunch meeting, shortly, though, so if this gets done, might have to be this afternoon. But, make no mistake, I'll do it.

Forceful, assertive NSW

 

[Got Philk?]

lunch meeting

 

[No spoken words]

Forceful, assertive NSW

It might be interesting to examine my posts between 9-7 PT, as opposed to all other times. Perhaps my posts are different in tone when I'm at work?

And when I say it "might be interesting", I mean it is of course boring as hell to you, but interesting to me.

Hi VP.

 

[VintagePunk]

Hey Phil, did you bring up Slutfest '07 to the Mrs. yet?

 

[VintagePunk]

It might be interesting to examine my posts between 9-7 PT, as opposed to all other times. Perhaps my posts are different in tone when I'm at work?

And when I say it "might be interesting", I mean it is of course boring as hell to you, but interesting to me.

Hi VP.

I could do a correlational study of the tone of posts between specific hours. Then I could put the results into my super-dooper stats program, and see what I come up with.

I could. But I won't.

 

[Got Philk?]

Hey Phil, did you bring up Slutfest '07 to the Mrs. yet?

Yeah. It went like this, "People are meeting this summer in London, Ontario. They want us to come. Do you wanna go?"

Reply, "Why?(short pause) London? Do you wanna go? As long as it isn't in August."

I'm still working on it...but it's not in August so we're good in that sense!

 

[VintagePunk]

She sounds suspicious.

 

[Got Philk?]

Well, I haven't mentioned the name slutfest...that might not be a great idea...

 

[VintagePunk]

I am stunned by the degree of desire that I have to see the call between NSW and Beav's complaining coworker come to fruition. Stunned, I tells ya. It could be the one thing that prevents me from killing today in the face.

 

[VintagePunk]

Phil, sometimes wives just don't understand.

Whoa. DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince flashback.

 

[UberBeaver]

I know. I am quite tempted to give him the #.
I don't know what she does, so other than saying, "Wrong number, sorry" I don't know what guidance to give. I'll ponder this a bit still. Plus, I'm leaving in 15 mins or so.

 

[Got Philk?]

Phil, sometimes wives just don't understand.

Whoa. DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince flashback.

My next play however will be April. She does like April and if I can play the "April is going card", we might be in business.


Ahh DJ Jazzy Jeff...wurd

 

[redkat]

I know. I am quite tempted to give him the #.
I don't know what she does, so other than saying, "Wrong number, sorry" I don't know what guidance to give. I'll ponder this a bit still. Plus, I'm leaving in 15 mins or so.

email address?

 

[UberBeaver]

Phil, sometimes wives just don't understand.

Whoa. DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince flashback.

OK - Here's the situation.......

I got reprimanded for posting that song like 9 times. And a journal entry. Sometimes mods just don't undertand.

Kat - I don't know her email, actually. She sits across from me, but other than her name and her entire personal life, I know nothing about her or her job. And I like it that way.

 

[redkat]

Kat - I don't know her email, actually. She sits across from me, but other than her name and her entire personal life, I know nothing about her or her job. And I like it that way.

I'm guessing you avoid eye contact

Phil don't call it slutfest and steer her away from the thread until she's committed

 

[UberBeaver]

I say good morning every day. She never answers me.

 

[Got Philk?]

true that.

Will do redkat.

I am off to grocery shop. I'm such a housewife these days. School starts for me in one week. So until then, I've done laundry, dishes, grocery shopping, other shopping, play with the cats(or kids as I call them), clean, you name it. I do it. And yes, I am for hire!

Peace \\//

 

[Got Philk?]

I say good morning every day. She never answers me.

Bitch...
If I were you, I would continue on until she says something back. It could be awesome. Like, it could be hi. Or, it could be WTF are you bothering me for. I don't like you b/c you don't complain about your problems!!!!

In either case, be sure to let me know if something happens!

 

[redkat]

Good work Phil


Beav I say you implement a plan to annoy her. Maybe she'll want to be moved.

How rude to not say good morning back. I can't stand this woman

 

[VintagePunk]

Phil, I could use a housewife like you to organize my life.

I'm serious. It's my fondest wish that NSW phone this woman.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

< at work today

Beav...don't say hi tomorrow, instead when you see her make a piece sign and then wag your tongue between you two fingers. You're sure to get a response...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I am stunned by the degree of desire that I have to see the call between NSW and Beav's complaining coworker come to fruition. Stunned, I tells ya. It could be the one thing that prevents me from killing today in the face.

I've been thinking all afternoon if he's called.

My next play however will be April. She does like April and if I can play the "April is going card", we might be in business.

Play it!

Just don't mention that I will be slutty. Although, she has gone to U2 concerts with me before, and you know, Adam love just calls for a girl to get a little slutty.

Originally posted by Beav
I say good morning every day. She never answers me.

I say begin playing Office-like jokes on her. Stick all her shit in the vending machine one day and see how pissed she gets when someone buys her purse.

Phil, if you get a minute, can you come down here and feed Mia? I think in all my rushing around this morning I forgot and I won't be home until at least 7 tonight. :badcatmommy:

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

< at work today

Beav...don't say hi tomorrow, instead when you see her make a piece sign and then wag your tongue between you two fingers. You're sure to get a response...

 

[Got Philk?]

Sort of like the idea of putting her stuff on sale in a vending machine. Could you sneak smaller things she wouldn't even miss from her desk, and wrap them up and give them to her as a gift? Say something like, "I just thought this might help you out here at work."

I dunno...I'm laughing at myself anyway.

 

[No spoken words]

Looks like Beav went home without giving me the #.

But, there's always tomorrow. This is now my mission, to call this lady.