The Temple Bar - Putting Staplers in Jello and Bringing Sexyback

[U2Girl1978]

Actually, no. I don't get it.
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.This damn kid is killing me.

How old is your kid?

 

[UberBeaver]

How old is your kid?

She's not even born yet.

 

[U2Girl1978]

She's not even born yet.

Ohhhhhhh. How many mths pregnant is your wife?

 

[UberBeaver]

She's due in less than a month. And fyi - when they tell you 9 months, they're lying. It's 10 months or 40 weeks.

 

[U2Girl1978]

That's great!!

 

[daygloeyes2]

Congrats Beav

Not on not getting any, but the baby. Do you have any other kids, or is she your first?

 

[VintagePunk]

She's due in less than a month. And fyi - when they tell you 9 months, they're lying. It's 10 months or 40 weeks.

Or sometimes it's almost 43 weeks.

 

[UberBeaver]

Thanks! This is the first .

 

[UberBeaver]

Or sometimes it's almost 43 weeks.

Ugh, that's awful. That happened to you?

If she goes one day past the due date, my is going to kill me. Not that it's my fault, per se, but just cause I'd be the easiest target and clearly someone has to pay.

 

[No spoken words]

I look forward to seeing if you are still posting as that day draws near.

 

[VintagePunk]

Yes. At that point, I was ready to cut her out with a dull dinner knife.

 

[U2Girl1978]

Or sometimes it's almost 43 weeks.

Oh boy.

I hope the baby doesn't come too early or too late. I'm so impatient. I want to find out what I'm having.

 

[daygloeyes2]

I was 3 weeks early, only 5 lbs 3.5 oz.

 

[UberBeaver]

I look forward to seeing if you are still posting as that day draws near.

I had planned on bring the laptop and posting througout the birthing. You think that's a bad idea? I got a wireless card and everything.

 

[U2Girl1978]

I had planned on bring the laptop and posting througout the birthing. You think that's a bad idea? I got a wireless card and everything.

 

[VintagePunk]

I had planned on bring the laptop and posting througout the birthing. You think that's a bad idea? I got a wireless card and everything.

A webcam?

 

[UberBeaver]

Yes. At that point, I was ready to cut her out with a dull dinner knife.

You gestate like a manatee. WTF was she doing in there?

Oh boy.

I hope the baby doesn't come too early or too late. I'm so impatient. I want to find out what I'm having.

You're not finding out early?

 

[U2Girl1978]

You're not finding out early?

I won't be finding out until February 20th.

VP.

 

[UberBeaver]

A webcam?

Well, being as how I require the live web feed from Slutfest 2007, I guess it's only fair I share a little something something too, no? Only bad thing is the laptop doesn't have usb 2.0 ports. That might be a problem. I guess I could just being the iMac and set it up on a little table behind the action. But the doctors will probably get in the way. Hm. This is going to be more difficult than initially thought.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I had planned on bring the laptop and posting througout the birthing. You think that's a bad idea? I got a wireless card and everything.

If we don't get hourly updates, you will have a bar full of sorely disappointed people.

I was way late, too. I'm still that way.

 

[VintagePunk]

You gestate like a manatee. WTF was she doing in there?

Growing and growing and growing, to epic proportions. She was 9lbs 3ozs. The nurses were betting on over 10lbs. That's right, they actually had a pool.

They tried to induce me like 48 times starting a week before my due date. The kid just wouldn't give. I had a c-section, finally. I have no doubt that she'd be in there now if it weren't for that.

 

[U2Girl1978]

Growing and growing and growing, to epic proportions. She was 9lbs 3ozs. The nurses were betting on over 10lbs. That's right, they actually had a pool.

They tried to induce me like 48 times starting a week before my due date. The kid just wouldn't give. I had a c-section, finally. I have no doubt that she'd be in there now if it weren't for that.

48 times??!

 

[UberBeaver]

I won't be finding out until February 20th.

VP.

Oh, gotcha. You have to wait like 5 months or something, right? It's really cool when they show you on the sonogram.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Growing and growing and growing, to epic proportions. She was 9lbs 3ozs. The nurses were betting on over 10lbs. That's right, they actually had a pool.

They tried to induce me like 48 times starting a week before my due date. The kid just wouldn't give. I had a c-section, finally. I have no doubt that she'd be in there now if it weren't for that.

Damn. I can't even imagine.

Of course, I can't even imagine getting pregnant. Well, at least not at the rate I'm going now.

 

[VintagePunk]

Hey Jules I'm popping in and out, trying to get some work done. Just took a break for dinner. How are you feeling?

 

[U2Girl1978]

Oh, gotcha. You have to wait like 5 months or something, right? It's really cool when they show you on the sonogram.

Yep I'll be 5 mths.

My boyfriend and I went into Babies R' Us last night browsing around and there is so much stuff that we want. Love that store.

 

[No spoken words]

Apparently, I came out like a few seconds early.

I did it because I wanted the element of surprise on my side, as upon my exit from the womb, I immediately delivered a spin-kick to the doctor. He never saw it coming. That's how I made my debut here on Terra and I've been doing that sort of thing ever since.

I want Web Cam coverage of Beav being a Dad, because that's what intrigues me.

 

[daygloeyes2]

Growing and growing and growing, to epic proportions. She was 9lbs 3ozs. The nurses were betting on over 10lbs. That's right, they actually had a pool.

They tried to induce me like 48 times starting a week before my due date. The kid just wouldn't give. I had a c-section, finally. I have no doubt that she'd be in there now if it weren't for that.

Oh geez

I think diabetics usually have big babies too

 

[VintagePunk]

48 times??!

That may have been an exaggeration. But it was at least 5 times. Finally, the doctor said we were going for broke, and I wasn't going to be leaving the hospital without a kid that was no longer inside my body.

 

[U2Girl1978]

Hey Jules I'm popping in and out, trying to get some work done. Just took a break for dinner. How are you feeling?

I've been feeling good so far. Just been tired alot. No morning sickness thank god.