The Temple Bar: Put On Your Business Socks Cause It's Time For Business, Oh Yeah

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The Temple Bar: Put On Your Business Socks Cause It's Time For Business, UYFA!

No longer must you wander aimlessly in search of free drinks.

That's right folks! While the Octagon may be long gone or simply dormant in the darkest depths of the Lemonade Stand, there's a new club on the scene. We have some fresh competition in the neighbourhood!

It may or may not be a giant lemon.

It's the cool new place everyone is talking about...

The Temple bar.....Would you join us?

~ Bri, Zootle n' Friends

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

best.thread.title.ever.

 

[redhotswami]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Ooh, Next thing you know were in the bathroom brushing our teeth.
That's all part of it. That's foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling, that's not part of it but it's still very important.

 

[No spoken words]

I have to tune all of these FOTC references out because I'm holding out for the DVDs. It's gonna be awesome, getting Season 1 and watching a marathon.

 

[redhotswami]

I'm excited that I finally get some of the references. I saw 2 episodes last night, I'm gonna watch 4 more tonight. The show is brilliant. I ever heard someone at the office talking about it today.

 

[redhotswami]

thanks for the liquor April! i meant every word

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm making posts in between sets... i'm the chuck norris of interference

 

[UberBeaver]

April, I want you with a nice guy, but not with a total coward. This guy sounds weak, and, I cannot picture you with a weak guy.

We need to find you someone nice, but confident too.

What if she sends him on a quest to strangle a lion with his bare hands. And he completes this quest, in fact he goes so far as to rip the lion's head off, eat the heart and dance in the blood of his kill. But then he comes back and she asks how it was and he just shrugs. Clearly he would brave and strong - but still not much for conversation. What then? I used to have that problem all the time.

mad: )

Those look like angry breasts.


Sorry, didn't want that to get lost in the other bar.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

thanks for the liquor April! i meant every word

 

[No spoken words]

What if she sends him on a quest to strangle a lion with his bare hands. And he completes this quest, in fact he goes so far as to rip the lion's head off, eat the heart and dance in the blood of his kill. But then he comes back and she asks how it was and he just shrugs. Clearly he would brave and strong - but still not much for conversation. What then? I used to have that problem all the time.




Those look like angry breasts.


Sorry, didn't want that to get lost in the other bar.

Again, STFU.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

i'm making posts in between sets... i'm the chuck norris of interference

Do your tears cure cancer?

 

[UberBeaver]

Again, STFU.

GFY. GFY. Aaaannnnd, GFY. Whore monkey.

 

[redhotswami]

beav. well good thing you worked it out and got hitched after all.

 

[UberBeaver]

best.thread.title.ever.

Uh...where is the UYFA? What's a Temple Bar if you're not tell people to shove things up your fucking ass? It's just a place with a lemon - a lemon not up your fucking ass. It's a sad place indeed.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

What if she sends him on a quest to strangle a lion with his bare hands. And he completes this quest, in fact he goes so far as to rip the lion's head off, eat the heart and dance in the blood of his kill. But then he comes back and she asks how it was and he just shrugs. Clearly he would brave and strong - but still not much for conversation. What then? I used to have that problem all the time.




Those look like angry breasts.


Sorry, didn't want that to get lost in the other bar.

My breasts are pretty angry right now ie lack of business

 

[No spoken words]

Uh...where is the UYFA? What's a Temple Bar if you're not tell people to shove things up your fucking ass? It's just a place with a lemon - a lemon not up your fucking ass. It's a sad place indeed.

I agree. Now go home and get your shine box. Then STFU, bootlick.

KIO

 

[No spoken words]

My breasts are pretty angry right now ie lack of business

If anyone ever questions my affinity for April, I reference such posts and all arguments against are rendered moot.

 

[UberBeaver]

beav. well good thing you worked it out and got hitched after all.

I would have been able to be a gentleman caller and court more of the ladies, but the fucking Kenyans and their "poaching" laws got all pissy. Fuck Kenya. Feats of Strength > Poaching.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Uh...where is the UYFA? What's a Temple Bar if you're not tell people to shove things up your fucking ass? It's just a place with a lemon - a lemon not up your fucking ass. It's a sad place indeed.

I stand by my statement, I mean C'mon:

You're wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work,
and it's never looked better on you.
Mmmhh, team building exercise not tonight!

 

[snowbunny00774]

What if she sends him on a quest to strangle a lion with his bare hands. And he completes this quest, in fact he goes so far as to rip the lion's head off, eat the heart and dance in the blood of his kill. But then he comes back and she asks how it was and he just shrugs. Clearly he would brave and strong - but still not much for conversation. What then? I used to have that problem all the time.

If I were into that whole dating etc. scene I'd take him. as long as he was still covered in scratches and blood etc. and pawed me or something, then I'd know that he was interested. It's the whole conveying of interest that's my issue. Not that anyone gives a fuck. including me anymore :reformed:

Those look like angry breasts.

you guys take that friggin web cam off me right now.

 

[UberBeaver]

Is my house built? Can I move in yet? I'm cold.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

you guys take that friggin web cam off me right now.

So you have bitch tits, too, eh?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I stand by my statement, I mean C'mon:

You're wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work,
and it's never looked better on you.
Mmmhh, team building exercise not tonight!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Do your tears cure cancer?

yes. and my cheif export is pain.

 

[UberBeaver]

yes. and my cheif export is pain.

And I bet you CAN believe it's not butter.

 

[No spoken words]

Not that anyone gives a fuck. including me anymore :reformed:

 

[snowbunny00774]

So you have bitch tits, too, eh?

yes, I just checked with them and they are quite bitchy.




Your house is nearly ready. and looking good too

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm a douche.

 

[snowbunny00774]

dude, why you gotta quote me. I know where I'm at. hanging out with the wild animals and shit.