The Temple Bar: Put On Your Business Socks Cause It's Time For Business, Oh Yeah

[redhotswami]

in bed

 

[UberBeaver]

Well, Beav is classified as a 'full time' worker, but does he actually work full time...

When my computer works, yeah.

 

[redhotswami]

what sort of work do you do now?

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm a moderately paid funky mother fuckah. I'm looking for a promotion to well paid.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

April!! Haha the job in Detroit just e-mailed me and wants to interview. Talk about bad timing. If RI doesn't work out I'm calling them. Hahaha I don't know if the state is ready for the two of us being so nearby.

Mia there's an open job in MI?

Sorry, that was just so shocking I couldn't help it.

Call them!!! Well, obviously I want RI to work out for you (being so close to NY and all and it being not MI) but hell yes - the state would implode.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm a moderately paid funky mother fuckah. I'm looking for a promotion to well paid.

My minor is in BAMFR - Bad ass motherfucker relations

 

[redhotswami]

My minor is in BAMFR - Bad ass motherfucker relations

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm more "funky" than "badass" though. Those "badass" dudes roll differently. In fact, my work often requires those dudes to show up and clear things up. I'm more of a first liner. You know?

 

[redhotswami]

I'm having a hard time understanding, Beav. I think I need a graph.

 

[UberBeaver]

If my computer were working, I'd happily make one. Dammit.

 

[phillyfan26]

I work in the fun department: I announce baseball.

 

[redhotswami]

o. rite. i forgot

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Damn, that's exactly what this Monday needed too. A graph.

Fuck shit damn.

Avocados woke me up today.

I hope class isn't too boring tonight and that the bookstore smells better than it did the other night.

 

[redhotswami]

i love the smell of books. new and old.

 

[UberBeaver]

Basically the heirarchy breaks down like this, in "MFSpeak".

StupidMFrs---->FnkMFrs ----> CrzyMFrs ----> BAMFrs --->HrdHttngMFrs.

If the Sons of Bitch Dept can't handle, they send it to us. If if goes through our ranks and the Hard Hitting MFers cant handle it, it leaves the Dept of MFers and goes up to the Bureau of Bastards. After that it gets murky.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Basically the heirarchy breaks down like this, in "MFSpeak".

StupidMFrs---->FnkMFrs ----> CrzyMFrs ----> BAMFrs --->HrdHttngMFrs.

If the Sons of Bitch Dept can't handle, they send it to us. If if goes through our ranks and the Hard Hitting MFers cant handle it, it leaves the Dept of MFers and goes up to the Bureau of Bastards. After that it gets murky.

I knew being a miserable SOB would pay off some day...

 

[redhotswami]

ah okay, i get it now...sorta. i'll wait til your computer works again. for now, the flow* chart will do



*See Appendix Beav

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

i love the smell of books. new and old.

I normally do, too, just not when it's 90 degrees outside with high humidity and there's no A/C in a tiny bookstore filled to the brim with people.

Today = much nicer inside and the bookstore shouldn't be as crowded.

 

[UberBeaver]

A what chart? I don't understand.

 

[redhotswami]

Appendix Beav, Appendix Beav!!

 

[phillyfan26]

I feel lazy now cause I'm not working or in school. Well, I'll be in school during the day as of next week, so until 3:00 everyday, no PF26 to talk to.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

We'll have to put up memorial banners every weekday until 3 so that we never forget.

Will that do?

 

[redhotswami]

I keep forgetting how young you are! Especially with the way you carry out discussion in FYM. You must be a young prodigy or something.

 

[UberBeaver]

I feel lazy now cause I'm not working or in school. Well, I'll be in school during the day as of next week, so until 3:00 everyday, no PF26 to talk to.

I, for one, shall refuse to post in this thread until this injustice is brought to an end.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Ok, ready for this day to end. Now. If not, I will protest by sitting back in my chair and screaming at the top of my lungs until they yell at me to go home.

 

[phillyfan26]

We'll have to put up memorial banners every weekday until 3 so that we never forget.

Will that do?

Yes, I think that will do.

Or, pose questions like, "What would PF26 have said to that?"

And, unfortunately, it sounds like the Beav won't be posting for a long time, because this injustice lives on. Oh well.

 

[phillyfan26]

Here is my banner. It also conveniantly doubles as the sign for Australian State Route 26.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Bono needs to be informed of this asap.

I'll post a thread in PLEBA, they should know where he is. They probably are posting from their laptops outside his hotel or apartment.

 

[redhotswami]

Don't do it! You'll make Bono cry We'll just have to keep pfa's whereabouts a secret.