The Temple Bar: Put On Your Business Socks Cause It's Time For Business, Oh Yeah

[LMP]

That is the greatest story ever told. I wish I had thought of that. I don't remember my Spanish class name, but my friend Juan was from Colombia and his name was Juan - for real - his "Spanish Name" was Fernando - and he never answered the teacher. when she called him that. It drove her nuts. He used to read Don Qiuxote in the back of the class, cause he was fluent, poor dude. He ended up taking french. Now he's a preist. True story.

We have to learn this retarded hand gesture formation to say "Estamos bien, gracies, y usted" involving an OK sign, a head bob, and the Isaac from The Love Boat finger point.

I really feel bad for native speakers in my class, it must be like sitting in a Kindergarten English class for them.

 

[snowbunny00774]

Jews


We can't be set up - we're already promised to God

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

hehehe. im such a dork.

it sparkles

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes i care enough to go back and scan yes i said scan the pages i missed i care that much about this bar *sniff

snow, he didn't even mention the email but he spoke to me so i say thats a fantastic start to a marriage

 

[LMP]

Hopefully it'll be better than Phyllis's Wedding.

That wedding was terrible.

 

[snowbunny00774]

are you going to talk again though or will it turn out like the other marriages.


Mia - that shirt fucking rocks.

 

[phillyfan26]

Hopefully it'll be better than Phyllis's Wedding.

That wedding was terrible.

I'm going to take you on a 40 minute journey of one of the most improbable love stories of our time.

 

[No spoken words]

Jews


We can't be set up - we're already promised to God

You rang?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

did you mention the email did he say he's been waiting to meet you

i know i already answere you but, how fucking random was that?

i turn around after the show and am like "crap that looks like detroit radio personality right there" then whenwe're waiting but my friend chickens out to talk to dave coiluer cause some dude is hogging all his time and my friend doesnt want to sit around all night just so she can ask him to do "cut it out" i see future husband at the bar and just go up and get my pic taken lol

 

[UberBeaver]

We have to learn this retarded hand gesture formation to say "Estamos bien, gracies, y usted" involving an OK sign, a head bob, and the Isaac from The Love Boat finger point.

I really feel bad for native speakers in my class, it must be like sitting in a Kindergarten English class for them.

HAHAHA. Isaac Washington! YES! If Spanish were that fun when I was your age, I'd be fluent. You know what - your teacher are my friends - these are the people I grew up with, teaching you shit like that. My friends were cool. She's fucking with you, bro.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Nothing of substance. I was posting, so, what does that tell you?

\
nuff said thanks for saving me some time

 

[phillyfan26]

My Spanish was taught by a series of student teachers. At one point we had a sort of scavenger hunt in Spanish. Naturally, through misinterpretation I ended up under a sink in the woman's bathroom.

 

[LMP]

HAHAHA. Isaac Washington! YES! If Spanish were that fun when I was your age, I'd be fluent. You know what - your teacher are my friends - these are the people I grew up with, teaching you shit like that. My friends were cool. She's fucking with you, bro.

And she looks exactly like a hamster. The unintentional comedy gold has yet to be mined in that class.

 

[No spoken words]

My Spanish was taught by a series of student teachers. At one point we had a sort of scavenger hunt in Spanish. Naturally, through misinterpretation I ended up under a sink in the woman's bathroom.

 

[UberBeaver]

Jews


We can't be set up - we're already promised to God

WE GOTS TUNNELS IN THE CAFOLIC CHURCH! TUNELS!











I think it's sad that nuns have to buy their own ring. Sorry.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

are you going to talk again though or will it turn out like the other marriages.


Mia - that shirt fucking rocks.

doubtful but we are allowed to see other people while married - see, perfect husband

 

[LMP]

doubtful but we are allowed to see other people while married - see, perfect husband

Can you receive foot massages?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Can you receive foot massages?

Yes, but he can't find out or he'll throw you off of some building or something he had on all balck (not to be confused with he was black) so he means business

 

[phillyfan26]

I just listened to an hour of Lewis Black. Everything I type I imagine I'm screaming with fuck thrown in there every five words for good measure.

 

[snowbunny00774]

WE GOTS TUNNELS IN THE CAFOLIC CHURCH! TUNELS!











I think it's sad that nuns have to buy their own ring. Sorry.

I know...what a rip off. there should be a fund.










Did you tell your mom yet LMPA? She'll shit!!

 

[No spoken words]

I met Lewis Black many years ago, when he was lesser known....at a wings place in the city that either no longer exists or moved. He was alone.

 

[LMP]

I just listened to an hour of Lewis Black. Everything I type I imagine I'm screaming with fuck thrown in there every five words for good measure.

And intense finger pointing.

Yes, but he can't find out or he'll throw you off of some building or something he had on all balck (not to be confused with he was black) so he means business

Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.

 

[phillyfan26]

Every couple of minutes I'm going to my water bottle reaching for it and then walking away too.

 

[LMP]

Here Lewis... candy corn, corn that tastes like candy.

 

[UberBeaver]

I just listened to an hour of Lewis Black. Everything I type I imagine I'm screaming with fuck thrown in there every five words for good measure.

I met Lewis Black many years ago, when he was lesser known....at a wings place in the city that either no longer exists or moved. He was alone.

You ever see Boogie Nights? You know the scene with Phillip Seymour Hoffman when he tries to kiss Mary Mark? That is how I imagine you meeting Lewis Black. lol.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I know...what a rip off. there should be a fund.










Did you tell your mom yet LMPA? She'll shit!!

nuns have to buy their own ring, man god is cheap!!!

i texted her and am having dinner with her tomorrow, she's gonna fucking freak i mean how fucking ranodm? i didnt meet coulier but met radio dude.

now watch her be pissed cause i didn't meet coulier, cause he make the real $$ - pfft moms

 

[LMP]

You ever see Boogie Nights? You know the scene with Phillip Seymour Hoffman when he tries to kiss Mary Mark? That is how I imagine you meeting Lewis Black. lol.

Oh my God.

 

[No spoken words]

You ever see Boogie Nights? You know the scene with Phillip Seymour Hoffman when he tries to kiss Mary Mark? That is how I imagine you meeting Lewis Black. lol.

We were seated next to his table. I pointed him out to my friends, they had no idea who he was, cos, truly, at the time, he was not well known. And, then, yeah, I tried to kiss him.

Stupid stupid stupid!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

You ever see Boogie Nights? You know the scene with Phillip Seymour Hoffman when he tries to kiss Mary Mark? That is how I imagine you meeting Lewis Black. lol.

I just spit out my nacho.

should i still be drinking?

 

[UberBeaver]

We were seated next to his table. I pointed him out to my friends, they had no idea who he was, cos, truly, at the time, he was not well known. And, then, yeah, I tried to kiss him.

Stupid stupid stupid!

: I'm a fuggin' idiot. I'm a fuggin' idiot. Fuggin' idiot, fuggin' idiot, fuggin' idiot...

 

[LMP]

I'm out.

Good night, ladies and gents.