The Temple Bar - Postwhoring that ho...UYMFA!

[corianderstem]

I was trying to have fun on the internets, but people kept making me do work. Now THAT'S depressing.

 

[Dalton]

AND, my dink of a cousin is in from LA (he's a semipro soccer player out there) and we worked out together two days ago. Now, I'm in pretty good shapre. I run a lot so I was able to keep up with him. BUT, then he wanted me to do the ab routine that does every day.

Everytime I cough today, I feel like things are breaking.

 

[corianderstem]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand now I'm going home.

You can thank me for the play-by-play of my life later.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I voted. And I had to catch up on 15 pages. Of course I was under the sheets reading it

Wow, you're "super" talented there Lila...

 

[bono_man2002]

I voted. And I had to catch up on 15 pages. Of course I was under the sheets reading it

 

[coolian2]

I voted. And I had to catch up on 15 pages. Of course I was under the sheets reading it

Gold

 

[Lila64]

Everytime I cough today, I feel like things are breaking.

On first read, I thought you said you were breaking wind.
True story.

NSW's haiku FTW!

 

[Lila64]

I was trying to have fun on the internets, but people kept making me do work. Now THAT'S depressing.

Story of my life



I have people who call to check on the availability or pricing of an item.

Customer: How much is it?
Me: It's available for $15.99
Customer: Can you get it?
Me: Yes, it's available for $15.99
Customer: Do what?
Me: Yes, it's available for $15.99
Customer: How much is it?
Me:

And yes, I talk to the phone. Everytime a customer hangs up

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

I missed a lot in the last 20 minutes. Stupid people calling me with important questions and actually making me do work.



I can't wait to go home and talk to my toaster!














... uh, did I say that out loud?

Hiya Bar!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

Story of my life



I have people who call to check on the availability or pricing of an item.

Customer: How much is it?
Me: It's available for $15.99
Customer: Can you get it?
Me: Yes, it's available for $15.99
Customer: Do what?
Me: Yes, it's available for $15.99
Customer: How much is it?
Me:

And yes, I talk to the phone. Everytime a customer hangs up

don't ya just love it...

 

[No spoken words]

NSW's haiku FTW!

Thanks....I like my Clue analogy a little bit better, but, comedy is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[Lila64]

Thanks....I like my Clue analogy a little bit better, but, comedy is in the eye of the beholder.

That was good too.

I'm still trying to work (shut-up Amy!).

 

[Dalton]

I gotta be honest. I miss the Danimal.

 

[No spoken words]

I gotta be honest. I miss the Danimal.

Too much screeching cat and not enough of THE AMENDMENT impacts things.

 

[Dalton]

Too much screeching cat and not enough of THE AMENDMENT impacts things.

QFT

 

[Dalton]

NSW, have you started reading The Brothers K yet?

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

I'm still trying to work (shut-up Amy!).

what! I didn't say a word...

 

[Dalton]

"You just totally scooby doo'd me didn't you" ?

 

[Lila64]

Hey Dalton, if you're a double amputee, how do you type on the internetz. Oh wait, I don't think I want to know.

 

[corianderstem]

So what's the difference between this thread and this other new chat thread thing, if half the people who post in here are posting in the other one, too?

Is there going to be thread drift and the other half of the people here will just be confused and annoyed unless we try to keep up with both rapid-fire threads, in which case I make this face ????

 

[Dalton]

Hey Dalton, if you're a double amputee, how do you type on the internetz. Oh wait, I don't think I want to know.

Thank you Bob Dole, thank you.

 

[Dalton]

So what's the difference between this thread and this other new chat thread thing, if half the people who post in here are posting in the other one, too?

Is there going to be thread drift and the other half of the people here will just be confused and annoyed unless we try to keep up with both rapid-fire threads, in which case I make this face ????

No, this one is just slow today.

 

[Dalton]

Hey Dalton, if you're a double amputee, how do you type on the internetz. Oh wait, I don't think I want to know.

Btw, at least you understood the 'cut off your leg' joke.

 

[Lila64]

 

[Lila64]

Thank you Bob Dole, thank you.

I figured you'd go there.

 

[Dalton]

 

[Lila64]

I found this for you Dalton

Do you like this one too?

 

[Dalton]

I found this for you Dalton

Do you like this one too?

ha ha ha

I'm going to combine those hairdos.

 

[Dalton]

DAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zoots]

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