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So a bunch of people left my office last week, they all pretty much annoyed me, so godd riddance. Their replacements are here today. They all pretty much annoy me. One of them has proven loud and shrill. She will pay, oh, she will pay. Some good news, i think the fart machine is gone. :D
 
UberBeaver said:
So a bunch of people left my office last week, they all pretty much annoyed me, so godd riddance. Their replacements are here today. They all pretty much annoy me. One of them has proven loud and shrill. She will pay, oh, she will pay. Some good news, i think the fart machine is gone. :D


:lol: I'll miss the fart machine, it set you off on some great rants

I think we should do an office trade day :yes:
 
Fine, you can have them all. There's a couple of chicks I'd like to have stay, and the dude that sits across from me - he's funny. The rest, you can have. And you don't even need to send anyone my way, I'm generous, ie New Fucking Testament, like that. Actually, in the spirit of fairness, you can send Pauline, though. :D

Further proof Jesus is misunderstood: He wasn't generous, he was annoyed, and if he had to get rid of a few good things to get him away from the annoy things, so be it. :hi5: Jesus.
 
wishes and commands and all of that


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what people Beav?

ETA: fuck I am tired....n/m. I don't want them, I just want to visit for a day - like at the zoo or something
 
song from the 80s by King Missile

Jesus Was Way Cool
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians


And you can check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGz3wO1zxao
 
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