Reggie Thee Dog
Blue Crack Addict
Got into a fight with my best friend last night. She's going through a divorce right now and always wants to go out, "take me out, let's go out", etc. So last night I said we ought to go to the bar, watch the game, right? We went, had some beers, Wings won ... We were both tired, I was exhausted and wouldn't have minded just calling it a night. She wanted to stay out because she "needs" to be out now and not think about how much people suck. I said it seems like everytime we go out lately nothing we ever do is good enough, and she said she might as well go to the bar herself. So we argued a bit and she went home.
Maybe next time I'll bring a suitcase full of drugs and some lampshades then we can go find some hookers.
Good plan...
It's never failed me once...
Uh....