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Old 09-30-2007, 09:55 PM   #856
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Old 09-30-2007, 09:57 PM   #857
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I knew this bitch named Uberbeaver
Boy did this clown have a raging fever
He was not jonesing for booze or something hard
All he wanted was a Lemon Bar

All he wanted was a Lemon Bar
And to get one he'd travel very far
No distance could stop his quest
For Lemon Bars did he want to ingest

He traveled to Scotland to get his fill
But Scottish Lemon Bars just made him ill
He flew back home feeling shame and guilt
Yet everyday this freak still wears a kilt

He came up with another lemon bar plan
He'd get one from some punk named PFan
But Pfan was at the Phillies game
And Beav realized that he did not even know PFans real name

So he decided he had to try plan C
Surely this plan would bring victory
He'd go to Vegas, where Snow had eaten one
Plus he'd get to gamble, wouldn't that be fun

So he arrives at night in the city of sin
Plays some poker and goes all in
Loses the hand and all of his cash
And came home with no money and a genital rash

Beav was finally at the end of his rope
So he wrote a letter to none other than the pope
Told that dude all about CoNJ
And this is what the pope had to say

GFY and your Bars of Lemon
STFU or you'll not go to heaven
If you want something fun, you need not look far
Just go post in the temple bar
QFFA!

k now im going for real.
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Old 09-30-2007, 09:59 PM   #858
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So he arrives at night in the city of sin
Plays some poker and goes all in
Loses the hand and all of his cash
And came home with no money and a genital rash

Beav was finally at the end of his rope
So he wrote a letter to none other than the pope
Told that dude all about CoNJ
And this is what the pope had to say

Why you gotta bring up the rash for? And there's no shame in wearing a kilt.

What's the flow of that song? I want to make sure my internal interpretation is correct. I sense early 80s rap - Sorta Eric B and Rakem or maybe even Grandmaster Flash.
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Old 09-30-2007, 10:01 PM   #859
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Definitely Erik B and Rakim, good call.

Don't sweat the technique.

Maybe Lancemc can come in here and talk a bit about "flow".
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That's awesome, NSW!
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Old 09-30-2007, 11:34 PM   #862
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F'in' NSW...can lay down the dope rhymes...

PFan...how much are you in heaven after everything today...
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that was great NSW
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Old 10-01-2007, 12:44 AM   #866
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It's 1am here in the Eastern timezone - I think all the sensible people have gone to bed
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It's still early here Drea. I have about 3-5 hours left
Trying to do some work here Reg, how u doin'?
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