The Temple Bar - Not Like Everybody Says ... Like Dumb ... UYMFA

[redhotswami]

your christmas < my christmas

 

[Dalton]

Did you not read the part about the skirt and the stockings?

 

[redhotswami]

yes and it said nothing about underoos.

isappointed:

 

[Dalton]

I didn't exactly have the best angle, but if I had to guess, I would venture that she wasn't wearing any ...

 

[No spoken words]

yes and it said nothing about underoos.

isappointed:

Did you know that underoos are fun to wear?

Yeah.

Something super new in underwear.

 

[redhotswami]

while i'm at it i should write a no pants o'clock song too

 

[redhotswami]

Did you know that underoos are fun to wear?

Yeah.

Something super new in underwear.

they look fun

too bad they're not in my size

 

[Dalton]

I'm thinking about buying a new Toyota Highlander and then driving around and smashing into other Highlanders while yelling, ....

 

[No spoken words]

I'm thinking about buying a new Toyota Highlander and then driving around and smashing into other Highlanders while yelling, ....

While yelling "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!"????

 

[Dalton]

Too much?

 

[redhotswami]

While yelling "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!"????

 

[Dalton]

Would I have to cut off the front bumper?

 

[No spoken words]

Would I have to cut off the front bumper?

Of the other cars, yes.

Please do this.

I'd pay so much $$$ to read about this in the News, and say to myself "Self, that's the moron without a degree from Interference".

 

[Dalton]

"Self, that's the moron WITH a degree from Interference".

fixed

I'm gonna need a mentor with a scotish accent.

 

[Dalton]

fixed

I'm gonna need a mentor with a scotish accent.

Do you think that in this case it would be all right if I found a mentor that DROVE an accent?

I don't know. I feel like I'm making stuff up as I go along here.

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm thinking about buying a new Toyota Highlander and then driving around and smashing into other Highlanders while yelling, ....

While yelling "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!"????

What happened here? Why did it take both of you dimwits to get that complete thought out? Come on!

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Do you think that in this case it would be all right if I found a mentor that DROVE an accent?

I don't know. I feel like I'm making stuff up as I go along here.

You are, but that's half your appeal Dalton...

 

[Dalton]

What happened here? Why did it take both of you dimwits to get that complete thought out? Come on!

I was practicing for "Take your daughter to work day". I thought I played my part well, actually.

 

[UberBeaver]

OOOOooooohhhhhh....

 

[phillyfan26]

No homework tonight.

Greatest thing ever? Probably.

 

[phillyfan26]

P.S.: 82, Bar.

 

[phillyfan26]

while i'm at it i should write a no pants o'clock song too

My re-write of 11 O'Clock Tick Tock wasn't good enough?

 

[U2democrat]

I should probably be napping but episodes of X-Files from the first season are on.

 

[redhotswami]

My re-write of 11 O'Clock Tick Tock wasn't good enough?

no it was fucking brilliant. i was a lazy ass and didn't copy and save it. can you repost?

plus, i want one of my own, that highlights my personal no pants o clock experiences.

 

[redhotswami]

I should probably be napping but episodes of X-Files from the first season are on.

dangit!!!! why do i have to miss this. WHY?????

 

[U2democrat]

Right now Ghost in the Machine is on...next is Ice and the one after that is Paper Hearts I think.

 

[phillyfan26]

no it was fucking brilliant. i was a lazy ass and didn't copy and save it. can you repost?

plus, i want one of my own, that highlights my personal no pants o clock experiences.

No Pants O'Clock (Remix)
By Danimal off the album "Word is Bond, Sheeeeeeet"

It's cold outside
'Cause I'm wearing no pants
Despite my lacking of pants
I want to get up and dance

And I feel my legs are freezing
But know it's no pants o'clock
And I feel my legs are freezing
Keep them off

I'll slap your face
'Cause you kept your jeans on
You thought you knew the time
It was 9:00! No, you were wrong

And I feel my legs are freezing
But know it's no pants o'clock
And I feel my legs are freezing
Keep them off

No pants, no pants
No pants, no pants

No pants, no pants
No pants, no pants

Call out, "No pants!"
Call out, "No pants!"
Call out
Call out
You better call out

 

[redhotswami]

Right now Ghost in the Machine is on...next is Ice and the one after that is Paper Hearts I think.

ah. ghost is kinda suck...but if i do remember correctly there may have been one or 2 shippy moments. ice is awesome (shirtless mulder...definitely some shippy moments when scully is wormed). paper hearts is fucking amazing.

 

[redhotswami]

No Pants O'Clock (Remix)
By Danimal off the album "Word is Bond, Sheeeeeeet"

It's cold outside
'Cause I'm wearing no pants
Despite my lacking of pants
I want to get up and dance

And I feel my legs are freezing
But know it's no pants o'clock
And I feel my legs are freezing
Keep them off

I'll slap your face
'Cause you kept your jeans on
You thought you knew the time
It was 9:00! No, you were wrong

And I feel my legs are freezing
But know it's no pants o'clock
And I feel my legs are freezing
Keep them off

No pants, no pants
No pants, no pants

No pants, no pants
No pants, no pants

Call out, "No pants!"
Call out, "No pants!"
Call out
Call out
You better call out

if i could make that my status i would.

 

[No spoken words]

No Pants O'Clock (Remix)
By Danimal off the album "Word is Bond, Sheeeeeeet"

It's cold outside
'Cause I'm wearing no pants
Despite my lacking of pants
I want to get up and dance

And I feel my legs are freezing
But know it's no pants o'clock
And I feel my legs are freezing
Keep them off

I'll slap your face
'Cause you kept your jeans on
You thought you knew the time
It was 9:00! No, you were wrong

And I feel my legs are freezing
But know it's no pants o'clock
And I feel my legs are freezing
Keep them off

No pants, no pants
No pants, no pants

No pants, no pants
No pants, no pants

Call out, "No pants!"
Call out, "No pants!"
Call out
Call out
You better call out

Not bad.