My family belonged to a very middle class beach club from my infancy to about age 13. The place was amazing for young kids...huge pool, basketball courts, tennis courts, raquetball, softball fields, and it was vast....anyway, the staff there had organized leagues, for different age groups. I captained a softball team 2 years in a row, when I was 11 and 12, with my friends filling out the roster. So, my first year as captain, we make it to the Championship game, after winning 2 other playoff games. It's on a weekday, so my Dad takes off from work to come watch. The ump, who was also a counselor, calls the 2 captains to home plate, for the coin toss to determine the home team. He says "The only new ground rule is no cursing allowed, at all. First curse I hear, I eject that person. Understand???" We both nod yes. He looks at me and says "you call the toss". He tosses it, I say "heads", he catches it and says "tails it is", I say "fuck!" and he tosses me right out. My Dad comes running down, asks what happened, the ump tells him, my Dad looks at me and just laughs/shakes his head.
I go coach 3B for my team and we win.