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Old 01-18-2008, 11:20 AM   #931
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Sushi and a massage now, please.

ETA: I didn't see Reg was here so I retract the massage part. Unless someone else can offer one without seeming all peverted and stuff. Which I realize is difficult, but it can be done.

Its funny how different men and women are, huh.

BTW - all massages lead to sex. All of them. They are just like dancing and playing cards.
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:21 AM   #932
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Sushi and a massage now, please.

ETA: I didn't see Reg was here so I retract the massage part. Unless someone else can offer one without seeming all peverted and stuff. Which I realize is difficult, but it can be done.
I can give a non-sexual massage...



Of course I'll have to 'relieve' myself afterwards...
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All? So if Reggie were to give you a massage...........
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All? So if Reggie were to give you a massage...........

This is why reggie would never be allowed to give me a massage.

I had some kick ass sushi last night though.
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:25 AM   #935
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I can give a non-sexual massage...



Of course I'll have to 'relieve' myself afterwards...
Reg, you're just too
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So Reggie, you have to pee after massages? That's weird.
























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So Reggie, you have to pee after massages? That's weird.




Do you know why they don't ask you if you want a "Happy Ending" after your massage at a massage parlor? Because they KNOW you want a happy ending. They know ...
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Last time I had a massage, the lady was working on my hands and inside part of my arm.......fantastic.
Massages rule.
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i'm seeing double!
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should I change it?
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I'm telling you all of interference should have the Obama sig and hypnotize people into supporting him.
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No kidding. I was at the mall the other day with my daughter when I walked past two 14-17 year old kids (I can't tell anymore) making out on the bench. They were all over one another and this girl was half naked to begin with. I walked over with Lily in my arms and said, "I was doing that same thing on that bench 10 months ago."



Good times.
I would have loved to have seen their reaction after that!
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Ah, kids making out in a mall. Reason #579234 why I try to avoid malls.
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Dalton you just need a camera on you at all times. I'd be content spending my day just watching you say/do crazy shit in public.
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