The Temple Bar - Making a pre-emptive strike... UYMFA

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If I were you:

U2DEM: hold on a second
DOUCHE: what?
U2DEM: there's a difference between spanish food and mexican food?
DOUCHE: yes
DOUCHE: they come from the different countries
U2DEM: don't they both speak spanish?
DOUCHE: well yeah but it's two different countries
U2DEM: LOL no way!!
DOUCHE: haha yup
U2DEM: where'd you learn this stuff?
DOUCHE: i guess i'm just that good
DOUCHE: haha
DOUCHE: i crack myself up
U2DEM: yeah i don't know where i would have heard that
U2DEM: unless
U2DEM: maybe i learned it in FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
U2DEM: WHAT DO YOU THINK IM RETARDED?
U2DEM: OF COURSE I KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPAIN AND MEXICO
U2DEM: WTF!!!???
DOUCHE: sorry
U2DEM: good
U2DEM: good
U2DEM: be sorry
DOUCHE: ...
DOUCHE: i swear, though, i make much more sense in person
 
Dalton said:
TBF, I liked the dialog, but I would have liked to see more stage direction written in.


I like to have the full picture.

PF26 is puzzled, and with an odd expression on his face of confusion, posts a reply to Dalton.

It's an IM conversation ...

Always a comedian, PF26 ends his statement with a ... to parody BVS using them in places where it absolutely makes no sense. He sense that no one here will understand. Then, he decides in his mind to make stage directions in his post, that will both explain his use of the dots AND serve as a joke running from Dalton's ridiculous suggestion.
 
Oh jeez. I just now looked at his AIM profile. This is the first thing in big letters:

"Well I have a cause now...but I'm still looking for another girl :p"


Oh man I hope he's not targeting me................:uhoh:
 
U2democrat said:
Oh jeez. I just now looked at his AIM profile. This is the first thing in big letters:

"Well I have a cause now...but I'm still looking for another girl :p"


Oh man I hope he's not targeting me................:uhoh:


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U2democrat said:
Oh jeez. I just now looked at his AIM profile. This is the first thing in big letters:

"Well I have a cause now...but I'm still looking for another girl :p"


Oh man I hope he's not targeting me................:uhoh:

Who puts that in their profile?

Sail for clear waters, Big Tuna.
 
U2Dem, it is my professional opinion that the time the time for drastic measures has arrived.

If you were a man being stalked by a woman, I would tell you to kiss another man in his presence. But let's be honest, if you kiss another woman in his presence, we'll all start to chat you more ....

So, I would recommend asking him if he knows any good meds for a herpes outbreak.
 
OH man this is too good.

HIM (9:51:34 PM): wow ive been predicting what people have said for about an hour now
ME (9:51:47 PM): maybe you're psychic
HIM (9:51:49 PM): (quoting a conversation between himself and a friend) HIM (9:48:51 PM): "it's not my fault if you freeze to death"
HIS FRIEND (9:50:40 PM): haha, that would be her exact quote
HIM (9:49:38 PM): haha seriously?
HIM (9:49:49 PM): dude thats trippy
(back to talking to me)
HIM (9:52:13 PM): ive had a lot of moments like that...
HIM(9:54:17 PM): could just be crazy luck
ME (9:54:20 PM): could be
HIM (9:54:40 PM): ive had experiences with spirits, though


:shocked::banghead:
 
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