The Temple Bar - Lemons UYMFA

[Reggie Thee Dog]

CorianderStem: 1, Reggie: 0.

 

[UberBeaver]

yeah whatever. pfft.

grammer?
a novice mistake, my dear ub.
fool

Dammit. I phail without a spell checker.

I think you scared LemonMelon. lol.

 

[LemonMelon]

I think you scared LemonMelon. lol.

I talk big game, but am ultimately a scared little child.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Hey, it's not my fault you suck at this game, Reggie


And I have to go now. I'm gonna go get some drugs.

(No really, I have to go pick up a prescription )

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

If I were to disappear for weeks at a time, people would just wonder where the cartoons went.

I know I would...you're a genius with Microsoft Paint...

 

[VertigoGal]

haha I know. the funny part is it's all bullshitting. I know nothing about sex. I'm 17! And I have no boyfriend! And my life sucks! Although according to that mayo clinic thing, it would cause me a lot of pelvic pain, so I guess it's for the best.

 

[LemonMelon]

Hey, it's not my fault you suck at this game, Reggie


And I have to go now. I'm gonna go get some drugs.

(No really, I have to go pick up a prescription )

Drug deal, eh? Reminds me of how I was able to pick up a Wii last month.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Hey, it's not my fault you suck at this game, Reggie


And I have to go now. I'm gonna go score some drugs.

TMI...get some new conditioner while you're at it...

 

[LemonMelon]

haha I know. the funny part is it's all bullshitting. I know nothing about sex. I'm 17! And I have no boyfriend! And my life sucks! Although according to that mayo clinic thing, it would cause me a lot of pelvic pain, so I guess it's for the best.

Aww... I have no medical excuse. I'm just a loser in general.

 

[corianderstem]

I stand corrected...thank you for putting me in my place so gently...

Hey, a kiss takes away any hint of internet smackdown.

 

[VertigoGal]

angst.
i'm going to go eat a burrito, bye.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Hey, a kiss takes away any hint of internet smackdown.

Yes...like I said 'gently'...I like your style Cori...

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

angst.
i'm going to go eat a burrito, bye.

Later, VG...enjoy your burrito...

 

[LemonMelon]

angst.
i'm going to go eat a burrito, bye.

Burritos ease the dark, dreary pain of modern life.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Try This Link Lemon ...here you go buddy...good luck...

 

[LemonMelon]

Try[[url]http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/594/10-tips-for-approaching;_ylc=X3oDMTJnMHY0NjQ1BF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEc2VjA2ZwX3RvZGF5BHNsawMxMC10aXBzLWZvci1hcHByb2FjaGluZy13b21lbi13aXRoLWNvbmZpZGVuY2UEenoDYWJjTry This Link Lemon[/URL] ...here you go buddy...good luck...

Here's how much I suck: that link didn't even work for me.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Here's how much I suck: that link didn't even work for me.

Yeah, it's not you it's my poor editing skills...go back and try again...I phail...bigtime...

 

[LemonMelon]

Yeah, it's not you it's my poor editing skills...go back and try again...I phail...bigtime...

*Bookmarks it*

Now I may actually get laid before the US tricentennial.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Actually, it was pretty good advice, not from a guy who wears funny hats named Mystery...

 

[LemonMelon]

Some of those pick up lines are great.

"Hope you saved some turkey for me. "

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Some of those pick up lines are great.

"Hope you saved some turkey for me. "

I'm going to use that next time I'm in a bar..

Me: "Hi..."

Girl: "Hey..."

Me: "Speaking of 'hey', I hope you saved some turkey for me?"

Girl: "STFU and GFY"

Me: "pwnd"

I'm sure it'll work for you though...

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm going to use that next time I'm in a bar..

Me: "Hi..."

Girl: "Hey..."

Me: "Speaking of 'hey', I hope you saved some turkey for me?"

Girl: "STFU and GFY"

Me: "pwnd"

I'm sure it'll work for you though...

Aww, give yourself some credit. It's not just the line, but the delivery. You could do something special with it.

What are the odds I'll be able to use this one again?

You can tell me about it. I'm not House, but I have seen about half of the episodes.

I'm quite proud of it.

 

[phillyfan26]

Fact: America.

Guys.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Aww, give yourself some credit. It's not just the line, but the delivery. You could do something special with it.

What are the odds I'll be able to use this one again?



I'm quite proud of it.

That was some smooth talking Lemon...I was very proud...

As for me...I'm old, tired and worn down...I'm passing the torch to you buddy...

 

[LemonMelon]

That was some smooth talking Lemon...I was very proud...

As for me...I'm old, tired and worn down...I'm passing the torch to you buddy...

I won't let you down. The era of smooth-talking gentlemen must never die.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I won't let you down. The era of smooth-talking gentlemen must never die.

I like your attitude LM...may the Force Be With You my young padawan...

 

[LemonMelon]

I like your attitude LM...may the Force Be With You my young padawan...

 

[phillyfan26]

Good call.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

That kid is blessed with a huge light saber...sadly, being so young, his sabers are blue...

And look who joined in Mr. SAT himself...

Here is PF in a bar:

PF: S'up Mama

Girl: Hi...

PF: 2030 on the SAT bi-otch...top that

Girl: Uh, huh...what?

PF: That's what I thought...

Girl: Call me....

 

[corianderstem]

Stupid work. How dare it drag me away from UYMFA conversations?