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Old 01-26-2008, 12:51 PM   #541
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OK, I'm back from the optometrist.

1. I have nearly perfect vision in each eye, and crystal clear vision with both eyes. Also, there is nothing physically wrong with the eye itself.

2. I don't have glaucoma. I know this because they gave me this test that was very much akin to water torture. They give you this sharp puff of air that, especially when you're not expecting it, feels like the blunt end of a pencil poking you in the eye. Those bastards.

3. I need to go further up the food chain of eye doctors in order to find the exact source of my complaints, though many of them he said was normal, and the increased flashes could be causes by "silent migraines" which could be caused by increased sugar intake. Fair enough.

Now, I got fucking four hours sleep last night, so I'm pretty crabby, but somewhat pleased by this news.
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OK, I'm back from the optometrist.

1. I have nearly perfect vision in each eye, and crystal clear vision with both eyes. Also, there is nothing physically wrong with the eye itself.

2. I don't have glaucoma. I know this because they gave me this test that was very much akin to water torture. They give you this sharp puff of air that, especially when you're not expecting it, feels like the blunt end of a pencil poking you in the eye. Those bastards.

3. I need to go further up the food chain of eye doctors in order to find the exact source of my complaints, though many of them he said was normal, and the increased flashes could be causes by "silent migraines" which could be caused by increased sugar intake. Fair enough.

Now, I got fucking four hours sleep last night, so I'm pretty crabby, but somewhat pleased by this news.

Did they run any tests to see if your ailments are merely symptoms or your underlying douchebaggery?
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Did they run any tests to see if your ailments are merely symptoms or your underlying douchebaggery?
GFY.
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LM, glad that your appointment went well, but, yeah, you might want to see an Opthamologist.
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GFY.

Why not. There's nothing on tv.
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LM, glad that your appointment went well, but, yeah, you might want to see an Opthamologist.
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Why not. There's nothing on tv.
Got to pass the weekend before Super Bowl weekend somehow, I suppose.
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College Basketball is on TV.
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Got to pass the weekend before Super Bowl weekend somehow, I suppose.

True and its kind of like exercise.
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On what ESPN classic? Its not March yet.
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College Basketball is on TV.
Since I'm not sure I've ever watched an entire college basketball game in my life, tell me who to cheer for.
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Since I'm not sure I've ever watched an entire college basketball game in my life, tell me who to cheer for.

That's pretty simple. You always cheer for whoever is playing Duke. Or any team that hurts Duke the most by winning their game.
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BTW ~ does anyone have MsMofoGone's home address? I'd like to send her a few plane tickets to Atlanta, Germany for her birthday.
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In sports I don't have much attachment to, I just cheer for whoever is losing, because I like watching a good comeback.
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Nice going snow on the b-day thread.


Back from running. I'm actually really loving it. I may turn into one of those crazy running-types if this keeps up.
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